Beware the creeping flesh!
Ever have one of those days when your hair just won't do right?
Or maybe your skin is being particularly problematic.
Or you are fed up with all the horrific papercuts you've endured lately (one of them being a musty old cardboard box edge under the fingernail).
Well I'm having a trifecta of fleshy failure today.
Ugh.
Heck. Not even my teeth are feeling all that fantastic either.