Misanthropy for You and for Me!
I am filled with unease, disquiet, and just a general sense of EFF YOU*.
It's so sudden, so irrational, and so uninhibited that I just have to attribute it to hormones.
It's either that or suddenly every single person/place/thing that I am coming into contact with today is STUPID BEYOND JUSTIFICATION FOR HIS/HER/ITS EXISTENCE.**
ARGH to tha mutha effin' BLARGH.
*Not "you" you, gentle readers. Y'all are awesome, and more importantly, out of radius.
**My little foodie orgy of raspberry liqeuer-infused dark chocolate last night might have also thrown my brain chemistry off a bit this morning. Maybe it's withdrawl. Also my new coffee cup holds an ungodly amount of liquid. That could cause ambiguous discontent***, right?
***More like the fact that I don't have a man-servant handy to keep my ginormous mug topped off and piping hot.****
****No, that's not a euphemism. But maybe it should be. That would definitely improve my mood.
It's so sudden, so irrational, and so uninhibited that I just have to attribute it to hormones.
It's either that or suddenly every single person/place/thing that I am coming into contact with today is STUPID BEYOND JUSTIFICATION FOR HIS/HER/ITS EXISTENCE.**
ARGH to tha mutha effin' BLARGH.
*Not "you" you, gentle readers. Y'all are awesome, and more importantly, out of radius.
**My little foodie orgy of raspberry liqeuer-infused dark chocolate last night might have also thrown my brain chemistry off a bit this morning. Maybe it's withdrawl. Also my new coffee cup holds an ungodly amount of liquid. That could cause ambiguous discontent***, right?
***More like the fact that I don't have a man-servant handy to keep my ginormous mug topped off and piping hot.****
****No, that's not a euphemism. But maybe it should be. That would definitely improve my mood.