[oneshot] Our secret place
Pairing: Ohno Satoshi x Ninomiya Kazunari ( obviously )
Word count: 830 words
Rating: PG-13
Genre: comedy, crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Arashi ( but they own me )
Summary: Ohno can't wait to get to his date with Nino in their usual hiding place, the bathroom. But something is apparently wrong that day...
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Ohno was nervously checking his watch. There were only 3 minutes of the interview left, but to him they were stretching into an eternity. Because those three damned minutes were separating him from his favorite time of the week. As Ohno’s mind was obviously drifting away, the exasperated interviewer skipped the last question and finally set free the agitated man.
After the door closed behind him, Ohno practically flied to the bathroom. And why was such a place so sublime for our hero? Because that was one of the few places he could hold his lover. The place he always met Nino once a week, without anyone knowing, with only some white walls as witnesses. And oh, If walls could talk…
The day and hour had been carefully chosen by both of them, being a time when the said building was always almost empty, so there were very few people using the bathroom then. Ohno sometimes thought they were extremely lame for hiding like that in the toilet, but they had no choice. Nobody, not even the other Arashi members had to find out they were together.
Finally arriving at their “love nest”, Ohno cautiously walked in, making sure first there wasn’t anybody watching. After confirming that the bathroom was empty, he headed to their ultra secret hideout, meaning the last toilet stall. Even by watching that place, his tension was already rising. Seeing the door closed, he understood Nino was already inside. So as always, he slowly pushed the door, while preparing for Nino to jump into his arms. But for the first time, the door was violently pushed back. Ohno remained confused for a few seconds. Was Nino mad? But they didn’t had any fights recently…it’s true that Nino had gotten a little pissed at him the last time because Ohno was late, but that’s wasn’t a real reason to be mad.
“Hm…playing hard, aren’t we” Ohno thought with a growing grin. “Let me teach you a lesson then”.
So he headed towards the exit, making sure his footsteps could be heard in the entire bathroom, so Nino would think he was leaving.
“You’ll come flying out of there in two seconds” he said giggling. But nobody came flying and nothing stopped Ohno going out. Completely puzzled, he stopped at the entrance and looked back with faithful eyes. More than one minute passed like that without any change. Pissed, Ohno returned to the stall.
“This is not funny Nino, open the door.”
No response.
“Are you mad or something?”
Silence.
Ohno tried the door once more, but it closed again in the same manner. Thinking it’s time to change the tactic, Ohno started in a sweet voice:
“Come on Kazu…I miss you. You can’t imagine how I waited for this...”
Deadly silence.
He was really starting to lose his patience. What the hell was Nino after? Ohno sighed. Prudently looking around to make sure there was nobody to hear what he was about to say, he continued in a small and sexy voice:
“Come on…I know you want me to spank that little butt of yours”.
The last sentence made his cheeks completely red, but he was sure he won with that. However his reasoning was apparently wrong, because the door didn’t moved this time either. At his limits, Ohno got on his knees and looked inside the stall from the space under the door. He could see Nino’s legs there.
“So you are there, you little brat…you’re gonna pay for making a fool out of me like this”.
And without second thoughts, Ohno got his hands inside the stall, grabbed the tip of Nino’s pants and started pulling them with full force. He heard the other man struggling and then falling on the ground, desperately trying to recover his jeans. But after a short battle, Ohno was the winner, successfully taking his pants down and dragging them out.
“Hah! Let me see how you’re going out of there in your underwear.”
And enjoying his sweet revenge, he got out of the bathroom, triumphantly waving Nino’s pants through the air. But after just a few steps, he bumped into…Nino, that was rushing from the opposite direction.
“I’m sorry Oh-chan, I’m late! The photoshoot was delayed a little…but rather, what the hell are you doing with those pants?”
But Ohno was too stunned to reply. He just threw Nino an idiotic look, mumbling something incoherent.
“Didn’t you….bathroom…the pants…”
“Satoshi, what on earth are you talking about?”
As Nino was staring at him in disbelief and Ohno was getting paler and paler, the sound of a door opening was heard behind them. A second after, Jun appeared in his underwear, surrounded by a murderous aura.
“I'd like my pants back” he barked, snatching them from Ohno’s hands.
With perplexed looks, Ohno and Nino followed him leaving, until Jun suddenly stopped in the middle of the hallway, turning to Ohno:
“Oh, and I would rather not have you spank my little butt, thanks.”
pic credit: sng
Word count: 830 words
Rating: PG-13
Genre: comedy, crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Arashi ( but they own me )
Summary: Ohno can't wait to get to his date with Nino in their usual hiding place, the bathroom. But something is apparently wrong that day...
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Ohno was nervously checking his watch. There were only 3 minutes of the interview left, but to him they were stretching into an eternity. Because those three damned minutes were separating him from his favorite time of the week. As Ohno’s mind was obviously drifting away, the exasperated interviewer skipped the last question and finally set free the agitated man.
After the door closed behind him, Ohno practically flied to the bathroom. And why was such a place so sublime for our hero? Because that was one of the few places he could hold his lover. The place he always met Nino once a week, without anyone knowing, with only some white walls as witnesses. And oh, If walls could talk…
The day and hour had been carefully chosen by both of them, being a time when the said building was always almost empty, so there were very few people using the bathroom then. Ohno sometimes thought they were extremely lame for hiding like that in the toilet, but they had no choice. Nobody, not even the other Arashi members had to find out they were together.
Finally arriving at their “love nest”, Ohno cautiously walked in, making sure first there wasn’t anybody watching. After confirming that the bathroom was empty, he headed to their ultra secret hideout, meaning the last toilet stall. Even by watching that place, his tension was already rising. Seeing the door closed, he understood Nino was already inside. So as always, he slowly pushed the door, while preparing for Nino to jump into his arms. But for the first time, the door was violently pushed back. Ohno remained confused for a few seconds. Was Nino mad? But they didn’t had any fights recently…it’s true that Nino had gotten a little pissed at him the last time because Ohno was late, but that’s wasn’t a real reason to be mad.
“Hm…playing hard, aren’t we” Ohno thought with a growing grin. “Let me teach you a lesson then”.
So he headed towards the exit, making sure his footsteps could be heard in the entire bathroom, so Nino would think he was leaving.
“You’ll come flying out of there in two seconds” he said giggling. But nobody came flying and nothing stopped Ohno going out. Completely puzzled, he stopped at the entrance and looked back with faithful eyes. More than one minute passed like that without any change. Pissed, Ohno returned to the stall.
“This is not funny Nino, open the door.”
No response.
“Are you mad or something?”
Silence.
Ohno tried the door once more, but it closed again in the same manner. Thinking it’s time to change the tactic, Ohno started in a sweet voice:
“Come on Kazu…I miss you. You can’t imagine how I waited for this...”
Deadly silence.
He was really starting to lose his patience. What the hell was Nino after? Ohno sighed. Prudently looking around to make sure there was nobody to hear what he was about to say, he continued in a small and sexy voice:
“Come on…I know you want me to spank that little butt of yours”.
The last sentence made his cheeks completely red, but he was sure he won with that. However his reasoning was apparently wrong, because the door didn’t moved this time either. At his limits, Ohno got on his knees and looked inside the stall from the space under the door. He could see Nino’s legs there.
“So you are there, you little brat…you’re gonna pay for making a fool out of me like this”.
And without second thoughts, Ohno got his hands inside the stall, grabbed the tip of Nino’s pants and started pulling them with full force. He heard the other man struggling and then falling on the ground, desperately trying to recover his jeans. But after a short battle, Ohno was the winner, successfully taking his pants down and dragging them out.
“Hah! Let me see how you’re going out of there in your underwear.”
And enjoying his sweet revenge, he got out of the bathroom, triumphantly waving Nino’s pants through the air. But after just a few steps, he bumped into…Nino, that was rushing from the opposite direction.
“I’m sorry Oh-chan, I’m late! The photoshoot was delayed a little…but rather, what the hell are you doing with those pants?”
But Ohno was too stunned to reply. He just threw Nino an idiotic look, mumbling something incoherent.
“Didn’t you….bathroom…the pants…”
“Satoshi, what on earth are you talking about?”
As Nino was staring at him in disbelief and Ohno was getting paler and paler, the sound of a door opening was heard behind them. A second after, Jun appeared in his underwear, surrounded by a murderous aura.
“I'd like my pants back” he barked, snatching them from Ohno’s hands.
With perplexed looks, Ohno and Nino followed him leaving, until Jun suddenly stopped in the middle of the hallway, turning to Ohno:
“Oh, and I would rather not have you spank my little butt, thanks.”
pic credit: sng