I don't trust men with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds lying sulfurous eggs in there.

[darkeyedwolf]

OMG

OMG OMG OMG

I've watched the new kdrama IRIS and it is FRIGGING AWESOME.Spies, assassins, explosions, makeouts, action, drama, gratuitous male nudity, eyeliner-wearing bad guys, love triangles all over the place, promises of some kind of mystery/conspiracy (the way to my heart) but above all: an OTP I love wholeheartedly without any of the

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[scanky_chops]

You do realise that watching this and Koshonin AT THE SAME TIME might just destroy you right?

Also, if this stays good read, the guys stay half naked almost half the time plus subs are available i'll pick it up.

[darkeyedwolf]

IT'LL BE TOUGH. BUT I BELIEVE IN MYSELF. I will think long and hard about their legs and give them all the appreciation they deserve in my pants.

[scanky_chops]

Yeah, while you're doing that i'll try and telepathically find someone who'd be willing to write me a Koshonin/MR BRAIN crossover.

'Cos i like the idea of seeing Kimura Tsukamo being bitchslapped by Yonekura Usagi something good.

[darkeyedwolf]

Oh bless. Can you imagine him trying to do his Patrick Jane tricks on Usagi? He'd pull out a few cards and some razzle-dazzle and she'd just, like, throw him off a tower.

[scanky_chops]

Oh god, they WOULD be the Japanese version of The Mentalist. Except Ryoko would probably be taller than Kimura bless.

I just want them to do a drama together but it's obvious the peeps in Japan know better because our screens would combust with their chemistry. That's why they won't let Ryoko anywhere near the Johnnys Apart from Mabo who can take it.

[darkeyedwolf]

I think they're less worried about us and more about their stars. Not many men can take the supreme superiority of Ryoko. I've heard they spontaneously shrink a couple inches when they first meet hrr.

[scanky_chops]

Yeah but then what does that say about people like Shirota? Or cutesy guy who played Takeshi? I swear, boy got the best deal ever and i bet he'll NEVER forget that!

I'm trying to think whether she and Maya Miki have been in anything together. I've got a feeling they have but i could be wrong. If they haven't then they seriously need to be.

[darkeyedwolf]

If Shirota shrank it would only make him normal. Takeshi... maybe his nudity gave him immunity? That was some fantastic nipple action, maybe their power was beyond our understanding. IN THE NAME OF THE MOON...

I'm trying to think whether she and Maya Miki have been in anything together.

Huh! It feels like they should've been, but I can't think of anything either. Pray to the drama gods?

[scanky_chops]

If Shirota shrank it would only make him normal.

As yes. That is true.

As for Takeshi, I'm guessing his younger man status saved him from the full force of Ryoko's womanly ways.

Pray to the drama gods?

Hey, i managed to get us a Koshoninsecond series AND a movie. I think my jdrama casting powers have been done. XD

Also, randomly. Just started JIN (SUBS YAY!) and the brain stuff already squicking me out. EW EW EW EW EW!

[darkeyedwolf]

I know you made some kind of deal with them. You can't hide the truth from me. Just give me a Maki/Meisa drama and I'll keep your secret.

the brain stuff already squicking me out.

B...Brain stuff?

[scanky_chops]

Alas, my casting powers can be quite fickle which is why i am yet to see Kassy in anything upcoming. WHY GOD WHY?!

And you got Maki/Meisa in that role change special that came on sometime. THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.

You don't need to know my deal was to give my heart to SMAP so they could stay young forever 'kay?

The main character is a BRAIN SURGEON so there is SURGERY and FREAKINESS which i didn't expect ok? I KNEW i should have started the new season with ubercutesy Aiba! O____O

[darkeyedwolf]

THAT IS SO NOT ENOUGH. I want lesbians! I want Asano Taeko's worst nightmare! I want Last Friends, only good!

You don't need to know my deal was to give my heart to SMAP so they could stay young forever 'kay?

Oh dear. Perhaps you should ask for a refund.

[scanky_chops]

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DANCE TO JPOP SONGS, MAKE ANNOYING VIDEOS< PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE AND THEN GET A CONTRACT WITH SOME JAPANESE COMPANYLIKE OTHERS CRAZY PEOPLE SEEM TO MANAGE.

Except your real goal would be to take over the screenwriting world of jdrama. And possibly top Asano Taeko for LF's ending.

Oh dear. Perhaps you should ask for a refund.

Unfortunately they cooked it and ate it during a Bistro SMAP. They fed some to Ryoko so if i take it back, she's gone too.

[darkeyedwolf]

AHAHAHAHA. ISN'T THAT HOW LEAH DIZON WAS DISCOVERED? I COULD TOTALLY DO THAT. OHAYO GOZAIMASU! OPPAI! OHA ROCK!

[scanky_chops]

YEAH AND THIS YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL TYPE BRIT GIRL. I WONDER WHY THEY'D WANT HER(?)

I'd KILL to see someone do a Western tribute to Shingo Mama. The awesomeness!