F-flist. Help. I'm out of control. I know it's not news that TOKIO is endless awesome, but I've spent all day reading TOKIO translations and watching TOKIO clips and I. I have. Crushes.
You guys, they're-- they're thirty.
*lost and bewildered*
1: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MATSUOKA LIKE A LOT.
2: I've lost count the number of times I've seen Nagase without pants. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
3:
"Farts are a symbol of peace" will never stop being the greatest thing I've ever read. Thirty.
4: TOKIO holds their leader in the same respect and devotion as Arashi does Ohno, and he handles this responsibility with dignity and grace.
Hamada: And at that time, Leader was living by himself in the costume closet.
Leader: (as if that was normal) Yes. (laughter) The dorm I was in. The old one was torn down. And so there was nowhere for me to go, so I lived in the costume closet.
Hamada: Where was it?
Leader: For Johnny's. It's a room that kept all of the costumes.
Hamada: A room for just the costumes. And you lived there?
Leader: I brought in a mattress...
(...)
Leader: And they let me take care of the costumes. It's pretty hard work, the costumes.
Matsumoto: What do you mean?
Leader: Shonentai's costumes were hard to take care of.
Hamada: Oh really?
Leader: They have lots of sequins.
Hamada: Oh yeah, the sequins. Yes, yes.
(here) I seriously don't know which I love more, their leader furnishing his costume closet or the fact no one bats an eye at Johnny's dangerous and elaborate fashion vomit. "Oh yeah, the sequins, yeah." a;df;sdfjkdfl. Just. OF COURSE THERE WERE SEQUINS.
5: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME KOICHI AND NAGASE ARE BFF a;dfljsf getting me into senpai would've been so much easier if someone had just packaged them as PIN, AGED TEN YEARS ONLY WITH MORE NAKED.
Ueda: First from Domoto Koichi-kun.
Nagase: Oh, okay.
Ueda: Have you known Domoto-kun for a while?
Nagase: Yes. We joined Johnny's around the same time. From then, I lived in the dorms with him the whole time in the same room. We did this and that...
Ueda: Oh.
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: This and that...can you tell us what that was?
Nagase: Various different things.
Ueda: Like brothers.
Nagase: Yeah.
(here) Repeat after me:
They *did things*.
As *brothers*.
Ueda: Next, also from Domoto Koichi-kun. "What I want Nagase to stop doing" Can you think of what it is?
Nagase: What he wants me to stop doing? Hmm, I don't know.
Ueda: You don't feel you are doing anything wrong.
Nagase: Nothing.
Ueda: What he wants you to stop dong "When I come over to your place, don't open the front door butt naked."
Nagase (here) The feeling of the bare body being all bundled up in them is too wonderful! There's no meaning if you aren't naked! Oh yes, hasn't Gackt mentioned before that he doesn't wear clothes either? Right when everyone was still in shock, he even said "is that wrong...?" (笑) To Gackt and I, nakedness is a very normal thing! I guess this has to be a trait shared by princes (笑)!
Koichi (here) NUDISTS. NUDISTS THE BOTH OF THEM. I'm thinking Koichi lounges around in bare indulgence while Nagase randomly pops around corners and traumatizes doormen.
Fujiki: Information from 25 year old woman in Aichi. "I heard that when you borrow Domoto Koichi's toilet, you keep the door open."
Nagase: Ah, yes.
Ueda: Um, well, uh, why is that?
Nagase: Well, when you are by yourself, do you close the door to your toilet?
Ueda: I close it.
Fujiki: I close it.
Nagase: Oh
Ueda: We're probably not going agree on this point.
Nagase: Well I keep it open. And when I go to Koichi's place, well, Koichi is sitting on the sofa in the living room, and I say "I'm going to the toilet" and I go out to the hallway and right there is the toilet. And the toilet door is at a spot where you can see it from the living room. And so with the door wide open..."Yeah" Like "Yo!"
Ueda: No, not "Yo"...For Koichi-kun's sake, close the door. He probably can't do anything else, right? Like "Yo" back.
Nagase: I thought he'd be lonely by himself.
Ueda: He's not lonely. He probably wants you to close it.
Nagase: Well, because in some ways he's like family...
(here) Basically, they're big naked dorks with an easy, comfortable friendship that's endured the tests of time and media pressure.
LET'S PERVERT IT.
I need shirtless pictures. *__*