Oshareism Part 3: Smell Fetish, Open toilet doors, "one century is about 9 years"

Jul 04, 2006 18:26

Okies, had some time today, so here's part three.

Shonen Club Premium might take a bit longer since I only have it on VHS. And its one hour long. For now, I'm only planning on doing the Nagase interview bit and the little comment before LOVE YOU ONLY and Southend that explained some stuff. Unless anyone here wants to know what the kimono lady was saying (which in my opinion was really cool) or what MA was saying (which was really simple but cute (I like AkiJun)). If you do want those, please comment in this entry.

And tokio_girl, can you get me that file? I'll work on that one. I remember watching it and remember most of the content, so that one shouldn't be too hard.

Oshareism Part 3: Smell Fetish, Open toilet doors, "one century is about 9 years"
Ueda: Next. This is the last one. You were just mentioning this, information from your co-stars on My Boss My Hero, KAT-TUN's Tanaka Koki-kun and Tegoshi Yuya-kun. "During the down times in filming, what do you talk about?" "Nagase-kun talks passionately about home improvement stores for a good thirty minutes straight" What do you talk about?
Nagase: You know, there is drama there. Well, there are a lot of things there, right? Like bike tools. Just looking at those tools gives me happiness.
Ueda: You know, I think we have some around here. Some tools.
Nagase: There was some lying around back there. I was thinking about taking them.
Ueda: You like them that much? Enough to take them?
Nagase: Yeah. Oh yeah, that. I can't get enough of that. The greasy stains, I can't get enough of that.
Ueda: Just with that!?
Nagase: Yeah.
Ueda: Oh there's a whole bunch in here. You like things like this?
Nagase: Can't get enough of it.
Ueda: They're just normal...
Nagase: Can't get enough of stuff like a monkey wrench. A monkey wrench is, well, actually really cute. I like the feel of this metal. And the sound of the metal hitting metal. This sound is just great!
Ueda: I don't understand that collaboration.
Nagase: This is good.
Ueda: So, wait, do you like this kind of greasy smell?
Nagase: Oh, I love it. I purposely smell my bike muffler. Like "Maaan, that smells good." The smell of engine oil. Can't get enough of it.
Ueda: Nagase-kun, do you have a smell fetish?
Nagase: Yeah, I have a smell fetish.
Ueda: What smells do you like besides the smell of oil?
Nagase: Body odor. It has an original smell.
Ueda: What? So like, looking at that fat AD, all sweaty and you think "Wow! I want to smell him!" ?
Nagase: Can't get enough of it.
Ueda: Liar! Seriously? Lies!
Nagase: When I smell it. Like *inhales* that. It's like "Oh it's you! That's your smell! It's already in my brain."
Ueda: Wow, unfortunately it looks like there's something wrong with your head.
Nagase: It's the same with dogs. Even with dogs that are around being taken for a walk. I play around with it, right? The first thing I do, is smell it. *inhales* Like "That's you. That's your smell"
Ueda: You are an odd one.
Nagase: Really?
Ueda: Yeah. Wait so, okay, on a woman, not their smell, but what part of their body do you like? What kind of fetish?
Nagase: Me, this isn't just women, the back of the head.
Ueda: Um, so back of the head fetish.
Nagase: I love the backs of people's heads!
Izumi: What? What's a 後頭部?
Ueda: So why do you like...wait you don't know what that is?
Fujiki: Here.
Izumi: Oh here?
Fujiki: We have to explain that? You've learned something today. This is the 後頭部.
Nagase: Back of the head. Well first, you can't see it by yourself, right? So you can't really tell if you have bed head. I like that kind of thing. I think that's cute. And also, if you hit it with something like this, you'd die, right? So that place...
Ueda: No, you're totally aiming for it as a weak point.
Nagase: But it's that weak of a place.
Ueda: Like Antonio Inoki, trying to hit that area.
Nagase: But such a weak spot, that lack of guard. It's good.
Ueda: Back of the head fetish? First time I ever heard of that.
Nagase: Also like when I'm in the back seat of a car. Just can't get enough of the back of the head of the person sitting in the passenger seat.
Ueda: Izumi-chan, show the back of your head. Just a bit. What do you think of the back of Izumi-chan's head?
Nagase: It's nice.
Ueda: What's good about it?
Nagase: Just at the back of her head there is a spot that looks like some static electricity is in there. It looks like just write there, electricity is going through it. I can't get enough of that.
Ueda: People's mistakes make you happy.
Nagase: Mistakes make me happy!
Ueda: What about the back of my head?
Nagase: The back of your head...you don't really have one.
Ueda: Yes I do! I have a back of my head!

Voice over: Questions to and information about the guest. The Q Mail
Fujiki: Information from 25 year old woman in Aichi. "I heard that when you borrow Domoto Koichi's toilet, you keep the door open."
Nagase: Ah, yes.
Ueda: Um, well, uh, why is that?
Nagase: Well, when you are by yourself, do you close the door to your toilet?
Ueda: I close it.
Fujiki: I close it.
Nagase: Oh
Ueda: We're probably not going agree on this point.
Nagase: Well I keep it open. And when I go to Koichi's place, well, Koichi is sitting on the sofa in the living room, and I say "I'm going to the toilet" and I go out to the hallway and right there is the toilet. And the toilet door is at a spot where you can see it from the living room. And so with the door wide open..."Yeah" Like "Yo!"
Ueda: No, not "Yo"...For Koichi-kun's sake, close the door. He probably can't do anything else, right? Like "Yo" back.
Nagase: I thought he'd be lonely by himself.
Ueda: He's not lonely. He probably wants you to close it.
Nagase: Well, because in some ways he's like family...
Ueda: No, even with family you'd close the door. Izumi-chan, you don't keep the door open, do you?
Izumi: I close it.
Ueda: Yeah, you'd close it.
Izumi: Though I forget sometimes.
Nagase: There are people who forget.
Ueda: You guys are on the same page there.
Fujiki: Here's one more. From a 26 year old woman in Tokyo. "Nagase-kun has many famous phrases. For example saying "One meter is 60 centimeters" or when asked "How many years are in a century?" answering "About 9 years". The best was going to Meiji Jingu at the beginning of the year and when told by a priest "Congratulations" he responded "Thank you very much""
Ueda: You're an idiot!
Fujiki: Are these all true?
Nagase: They are all true stories.
Ueda: That's amazing.
Nagase: As I think about different things, they get mixed up in my head. So that "1 meter is 60 centimeters" that one I mixed up with one hour on a clock.
Ueda: That's pretty impressive to mix those up.
Nagase: A long time ago, I wanted to say "Hebi (snake)" I kept thinking in my head "hebi" but then I suddenly thought "hebi equals habu (a kind of poisonous snake)" And what came out of my mouth was "habi"
Ueda: So things just get mixed up.
Nagase: They all get mixed up. Yes. As I think about it.
Ueda: Like that first shrine visit and after being told "Congratulations" you say "Thank you very much" it's like you are saying "I'm the one who brought in the new year"
Nagase: Yeah, that's right.
Ueda: "Yeah, yesterday, I really did my best and all. " Like that, right?
Nagase: I just really plainly said "Thank you."

*My Boss My Hero commercial*
*"You can win a Mori Izumi bag!"*
*"Next week's guest is Domoto Koichi!"*
Koichi: This will be the first time I talk with Ueda-san. And I haven't seen Fujiki-san in a really long time. So I'm really looking forward to it. Please watch next week.

Note: Awww!! The last bit's gone!!! Nagase looks at the back of Fujiki Naoto's head and says it's perfect. I loved that bit!! It's only about 5 seconds though.

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