We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
a;d;klasjdflsjf
I -- I don't even have any excuses anymore. I can't help it if this is the best drama season ever.
Hanakimi ep four, aka CLOTHES WHO NEEDS CLOTHES with a smattering of hot, heavy tongue action all over Maki's face and she likes it.
........ what?
I HAVE STOPPED TRYING TO UNDERSTAND.
I just gaze in awe at the shirtless boys in capes and full-head Rudolph costumes with poles, and accept it as one of nature's wonders.
AND I, FOR ONE, HOPE TOMA NEVER FINDS THE SHAMPOO.
Oguri Shun's uke face!
To his little brother!
I've said this before, but somehow Umeda is really attractive to me lately. I think it's the eyes. And hair. And the dirty, dirty mouth. We could have sex and then he'd kick me out and tell me to die in a sewer. It would be beautiful. *__*
THREE GUESSES WHY I TOOK THIS CAP
WHY ARE YOU STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE AT ANOTHER BOY?
OH I FORGOT, BECAUSE JAPAN LOVES ME
THAT'S RIGHT TOMA GRAB A FISTFUL OF SHUN'S CLOTHING WITH YOUR TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL RAINBOW BRACELET
I'd kill someone for fic where Maki is a ninja.
Just putting that out there.
it would be awesome come on
If I may interrupt my squee --
The photographer's name is Hara Akira.
Please see Umeda for my VOMIT.
ENDING THIS ON A GOOD NOTE because context, who needs context!
NEXT WEEK: SOME KIND OF SUMMER BEACH EPISODE. I lost count of the number of shirtless boys in the preview. This is Japan's way of making up to us for stealing our souls. ♥ ♥ ♥
First Kiss, which is easily one of my favorite dramas this season, because --
1: Inoue Mao!
2: Gay!! Practically.
3: INOUE MAO!
My crush on Inoue Mao is strong and I could easily watch twelve straight hours of her being hot and bitchy and strutting around in short-shorts.
What?? They're roommates.
(In my head this is the scene where Inoue Mao kicks them over with one, cute fashionable heel and orders them to strip, because she wants them to have a threesome and let her watch. Don't mind the video camera, boys.)
This is what we called whipped.
And this is what we call not fooling anyone, guys.
Aaand Jotei, which can be summed up as Matsuda Shota Matsuda Shota Matsuda Shota penis Matsuda Shota.
The drama opens with Kato Rosa considering a statue I should probably know the name of.
And, well.
Then she bends down and --
Yes.
Uh huh.
a;ldl;askfl;sdfjf can anyone guess the moment I fell in love with this show?
AND NOW ONTO THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
MATSUDA SHOTA LOOKING HOT
MATSUDA SHOTA THE YAKUZA
MATSUDA SHOTA WITH A PONYTAIL
MATSUDA SHOTA SHIRTLESS
MATSUDA SHOTA SHIRTLESS AGAIN
MATSUDA SHOTA TOUCHING HIMSELF
MATSUDA SHOTA'S CHICKEN LEGS
MATSUDA SHOTA AND HIS STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE EXPRESSION OF CONSTIPATION
;akl;jdlsdfjsdklfj Matsuda Shota looking fucking gorgeous, thank you very much.
I want it noted that during this beach scene his beautiful, silky, soft-looking hair is honest-to-god gently flowing in the breeze.
I WANT TO TOUCH IT
I WANT TO TOUCH IT AND THEN LICK WHERE HIS NECKLACE IS
*BITES KNUCKLES*
"You can't! If you make love to me, I'll be your woman!"
"Then be my woman!"
"No! I'm still a virgin! I want to sell my first time expensively!"
(This is a faithful example of the actual dialogue.)
"If I can't make love to your body, I'll make love to your heart."
(As his hair is still softly rippling in the wind.)
Oh, and Kato Rosa also gets naked and slaps people.
But Matsoda Shota. *__* *__*
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.
I -- I don't even have any excuses anymore. I can't help it if this is the best drama season ever.
........ what?
I HAVE STOPPED TRYING TO UNDERSTAND.
I just gaze in awe at the shirtless boys in capes and full-head Rudolph costumes with poles, and accept it as one of nature's wonders.
AND I, FOR ONE, HOPE TOMA NEVER FINDS THE SHAMPOO.
Oguri Shun's uke face!
To his little brother!
I've said this before, but somehow Umeda is really attractive to me lately. I think it's the eyes. And hair. And the dirty, dirty mouth. We could have sex and then he'd kick me out and tell me to die in a sewer. It would be beautiful. *__*
THREE GUESSES WHY I TOOK THIS CAP
WHY ARE YOU STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE AT ANOTHER BOY?
OH I FORGOT, BECAUSE JAPAN LOVES ME
THAT'S RIGHT TOMA GRAB A FISTFUL OF SHUN'S CLOTHING WITH YOUR TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL RAINBOW BRACELET
I'd kill someone for fic where Maki is a ninja.
Just putting that out there.
it would be awesome come on
If I may interrupt my squee --
The photographer's name is Hara Akira.
Please see Umeda for my VOMIT.
ENDING THIS ON A GOOD NOTE because context, who needs context!
NEXT WEEK: SOME KIND OF SUMMER BEACH EPISODE. I lost count of the number of shirtless boys in the preview. This is Japan's way of making up to us for stealing our souls. ♥ ♥ ♥
1: Inoue Mao!
2: Gay!! Practically.
3: INOUE MAO!
My crush on Inoue Mao is strong and I could easily watch twelve straight hours of her being hot and bitchy and strutting around in short-shorts.
What?? They're roommates.
(In my head this is the scene where Inoue Mao kicks them over with one, cute fashionable heel and orders them to strip, because she wants them to have a threesome and let her watch. Don't mind the video camera, boys.)
This is what we called whipped.
And this is what we call not fooling anyone, guys.
The drama opens with Kato Rosa considering a statue I should probably know the name of.
And, well.
Then she bends down and --
Yes.
Uh huh.
a;ldl;askfl;sdfjf can anyone guess the moment I fell in love with this show?
AND NOW ONTO THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
MATSUDA SHOTA LOOKING HOT
MATSUDA SHOTA THE YAKUZA
MATSUDA SHOTA WITH A PONYTAIL
MATSUDA SHOTA SHIRTLESS
MATSUDA SHOTA SHIRTLESS AGAIN
MATSUDA SHOTA TOUCHING HIMSELF
MATSUDA SHOTA'S CHICKEN LEGS
MATSUDA SHOTA AND HIS STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE EXPRESSION OF CONSTIPATION
;akl;jdlsdfjsdklfj Matsuda Shota looking fucking gorgeous, thank you very much.
I want it noted that during this beach scene his beautiful, silky, soft-looking hair is honest-to-god gently flowing in the breeze.
I WANT TO TOUCH IT
I WANT TO TOUCH IT AND THEN LICK WHERE HIS NECKLACE IS
*BITES KNUCKLES*
"You can't! If you make love to me, I'll be your woman!"
"Then be my woman!"
"No! I'm still a virgin! I want to sell my first time expensively!"
(This is a faithful example of the actual dialogue.)
"If I can't make love to your body, I'll make love to your heart."
(As his hair is still softly rippling in the wind.)
Oh, and Kato Rosa also gets naked and slaps people.
But Matsoda Shota. *__* *__*
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.