Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.
This was for yamapi_daily's OTP theme, until I realized I'd be exposing my easily exciteable and desperately hopeless Pin fangirl to an entire community. XDD But I'll be damned if I let perfectly good crazyass RPS ramblings go to waste!
So, flist, if you've ever wondered why the mere mention of Summary backstage sends me flailing --
This, my friends, is a rare and elusive creature known as "Pin." It appears only in special inter-band relations and is composed of two parts -- Dumb, and Even Dumber -- whose habits seem to largely revolve around who can do the most stupid things while looking the most adorable and/or gay in any given setting.
Observe.
Who stands that close when they're not throwing down behind closed doors?! WHO, I ASK YOU.
Battle for dominance! Place your bets! No matter who wins, we still get hot sex. You can't lose.
Even skinny, desaturated, motion-blurry Pin holds a strange sexual appeal.
Gay. Gay gay gay GAY --
Straight from the pony's mouth, guys. :D
aksjf;asjk I love this entire part, I really do, Jin saying he's a "perfect match" for "watermelons" while Yamapi is clearly thinking he's an "idiot."
If only he hadn't put on more clothes. If only.
Okay, first, do I rule at screencapping or what? It seems like they're orgasming just by looking at each other.
SECOND: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PIN MOMENT. Ever. Of all time.
That? That was a lingering look. ( -- which really isn't conveyed in stillframe so well, ahaha.) You can joke around and give fake crossdressing blowjobs in front of a thousand screaming fans all you want, but Pin is so OTP they will pwn you with a a single lasting look. I made TEN SCREENCAPS in the time it took Kame to raise his magazine, and Pin was gazing at each other THE ENTIRE TIME. ♥ ♥ ♥
Pi is considering Jin's taste. They make it so easy for me.
The kanji scene!! A must-see for any Pin fan, if only for Jin attempting to explain something --
and Pi responding accordingly --
ajs;fksf call me crazy and obsessed all you like, but that. That screencap just makes me so happy. TAKE IT AS A LESSON: LITERACY LEADS TO HOT GAY SEX.
And then, the exchange to end all exchanges:
...
Way to rule with an iron fist, Pi.
Okay, so he can't spell his boyfriend's name. Doesn't mean he still can't give a mean blowjob.
I. I really don't know any sign of deeper, truer love than coming to your boyfriend's call even though you were doing your hair.
In case you didn't get that? Jin takes a bite of watermelon, then deliberately offers Pi the same piece in a sly attempt to give him cooties. You *know* if Pi had actually taken it Jin would've crowed something gross and Pi would've made a disparaging remark about all the bacteria from Jin's mouth, then stolen the rest of Jin's watermelon for his trouble.
SO IN LOVE, Y'ALL. SERIOUSLY.
THEIR EXPRESSIONS. OH GOD. THEY ARE SUCH IDIOTS.
Boytouching! Squee! *____*
-- nothing to see here, move along.
LOVE HURTS.
This may seem like a random cap at first, but to fully understand its magnitude we must journey deep into the Yamapi's history, keeping in mind that he has successfully bedded the subject in both pictures --
Clearly this is the Yamapi's seasonal mating call.
At the turn of the century, there was a great and mighty battle...
Some warriors, however, were too busy being cute and dorky and gay by refusing to let go of each other in the background to actually fight the enemy.
SECRET HANDSHAKE THAT ENDS IN HEARTS. Hearts that are made together and then pressed against their real ones. ♥ ♥ ♥ Whenever my love for Pin wavers -- like when Takki tugs at Pi's towel at the onsen or tugs at his outfit during Shounen Club or tugs at his boxers in my fantasies -- all I have to do is come back to this moment. These silly dorky idiot boys. With HEARTS.
PIN FOREVER.
♥
I need smut.
So, flist, if you've ever wondered why the mere mention of Summary backstage sends me flailing --
This, my friends, is a rare and elusive creature known as "Pin." It appears only in special inter-band relations and is composed of two parts -- Dumb, and Even Dumber -- whose habits seem to largely revolve around who can do the most stupid things while looking the most adorable and/or gay in any given setting.
Observe.
Who stands that close when they're not throwing down behind closed doors?! WHO, I ASK YOU.
Battle for dominance! Place your bets! No matter who wins, we still get hot sex. You can't lose.
Even skinny, desaturated, motion-blurry Pin holds a strange sexual appeal.
Gay. Gay gay gay GAY --
Straight from the pony's mouth, guys. :D
aksjf;asjk I love this entire part, I really do, Jin saying he's a "perfect match" for "watermelons" while Yamapi is clearly thinking he's an "idiot."
If only he hadn't put on more clothes. If only.
Okay, first, do I rule at screencapping or what? It seems like they're orgasming just by looking at each other.
SECOND: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PIN MOMENT. Ever. Of all time.
That? That was a lingering look. ( -- which really isn't conveyed in stillframe so well, ahaha.) You can joke around and give fake crossdressing blowjobs in front of a thousand screaming fans all you want, but Pin is so OTP they will pwn you with a a single lasting look. I made TEN SCREENCAPS in the time it took Kame to raise his magazine, and Pin was gazing at each other THE ENTIRE TIME. ♥ ♥ ♥
Pi is considering Jin's taste. They make it so easy for me.
The kanji scene!! A must-see for any Pin fan, if only for Jin attempting to explain something --
and Pi responding accordingly --
ajs;fksf call me crazy and obsessed all you like, but that. That screencap just makes me so happy. TAKE IT AS A LESSON: LITERACY LEADS TO HOT GAY SEX.
And then, the exchange to end all exchanges:
...
Way to rule with an iron fist, Pi.
Okay, so he can't spell his boyfriend's name. Doesn't mean he still can't give a mean blowjob.
I. I really don't know any sign of deeper, truer love than coming to your boyfriend's call even though you were doing your hair.
In case you didn't get that? Jin takes a bite of watermelon, then deliberately offers Pi the same piece in a sly attempt to give him cooties. You *know* if Pi had actually taken it Jin would've crowed something gross and Pi would've made a disparaging remark about all the bacteria from Jin's mouth, then stolen the rest of Jin's watermelon for his trouble.
SO IN LOVE, Y'ALL. SERIOUSLY.
THEIR EXPRESSIONS. OH GOD. THEY ARE SUCH IDIOTS.
Boytouching! Squee! *____*
-- nothing to see here, move along.
LOVE HURTS.
This may seem like a random cap at first, but to fully understand its magnitude we must journey deep into the Yamapi's history, keeping in mind that he has successfully bedded the subject in both pictures --
Clearly this is the Yamapi's seasonal mating call.
At the turn of the century, there was a great and mighty battle...
Some warriors, however, were too busy being cute and dorky and gay by refusing to let go of each other in the background to actually fight the enemy.
SECRET HANDSHAKE THAT ENDS IN HEARTS. Hearts that are made together and then pressed against their real ones. ♥ ♥ ♥ Whenever my love for Pin wavers -- like when Takki tugs at Pi's towel at the onsen or tugs at his outfit during Shounen Club or tugs at his boxers in my fantasies -- all I have to do is come back to this moment. These silly dorky idiot boys. With HEARTS.
PIN FOREVER.
♥
I need smut.