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[darkest0knight]

Ancient Egyptian crap, huh.  You know, I met a mummy once, in Toronto.  Before Henry and I moved to Vancouver, he had an apartment downtown and I had...well, I had a basement apartment back then.  Anyway, he was having these weird dreams about the sun.  Weird, because vampires aren't supposed to dream in the first place, and weird because it's the

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[reaping_havoc]

...Shit. There's trauma for you.

[darkest0knight]

Noooo kidding.

Hey George, not planning on wrapping people in linen anytime soon, right?

[reaping_havoc]

Sorry, Tony, not today. Think I'll save that for Halloween or April Fool's Day. How about you?

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[darkest0knight]

I don't feel like walking like an Egyptian at all. But I think Lee's lost it.

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[reaping_havoc]

Yeah? Need a place to hide out for the day?

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[darkest0knight]

Thanks, but I should probably keep an eye on him. Besides which, I'm still not allowed to leave the apartment until I gain ten pounds.

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[reaping_havoc]

Play it safe. Gain fifteen.

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[darkest0knight]

I only need ten to get out of the apartment. Lee wants me to gain thirty-five in total, though.

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[reaping_havoc]

Thirty-five? Holy shit, Tony. You're the poster child for Slim-Fast now?

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[darkest0knight]

Actually, you know those kids on those "sponsor a starving child in Africa" telethons? I think I'm the poster child for that now.

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[reaping_havoc]

Been visited by the Christian missionaries yet?

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[darkest0knight]

Do cranky nuns count?

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[reaping_havoc]

I don't know. Have they hit you with rulers yet?

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[darkest0knight]

They're more the kind to hit with bullets, I think.

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[reaping_havoc]

You find the weirdest people to piss off.

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[darkest0knight]

They find me.