Man, if my place was clean, I'd invite those Jehovah's Witnesses in.

I went over to get my mail and there's three of them standing there looking at this poster and they're all "We need a lawnmower" and one of them said "Hi, ma'am." to me in the nicest way.  I hate being called "ma'am" but he was just so polite.

My neighbor just turned them away and ( Read more... )

Tonight I went on a walk.
I got lost.
Then a cop stopped me.
Apparently "Exercise" is not a good enough excuse to be out at 2 in the morning in 20 degree weather in some random neighborhood, and I should carry my ID with me, because how would he know who I am?  And I shouldn't walk around in dark clothes because there's drunks out there and I might ( Read more... )

So, my mom has Kienbock's disease.  We were hoping it was just a bone spur, but no.  At least she has it in her left hand, right?
Wendy's going to have to have surgery to remove her swollen uterus.  She said the whole family's falling apart.
I'm sick of bad news!
There isn't really anything else going on.  Stephen's sick, so I can't go over there ( Read more... )

So.  I was out walking, right?  Yeah, it was 3 in the morning, but hey, it's what I do.
Anyway, I decided to go the long way.  Well, a long way.  I came across a guy.  Most people out at this time just look away, you know, because everyone else out at this time is crazy.  But he must have seen me looking at him, so he's like "Hey!"
Keep in mind that ( Read more... )