It has recently come to my attention that a few Lokeans are spreading complete and utter BS about what you have to do to become a Real Lokean™.
There was a post about this last year (I think) in lokeans. I thought it was a freak occurrence, but apparently it's still going on.

The bullshit list:

• You have to Oath to Loki for life, ASAP
• You have to marry Loki ( Read more... )