Oh hey it's chat post teim :D
El: ...this source doesn't say, either. but it also can't spell dickens' name, so i don't trust it anyway
El: ((seriously, quote from the source, used as an example: "In A Tale of Two Cities, Dikens…"))
El: ...with the title of the book italicized, which for some reason didn't copy
Puck: Huh
El: dickens is not hard to spell! it's not like hemmingway. hemingway?
Puck: I always spell Hemmingway "f-u-c-k-y-o-u-y-o-u-p-r-o-s-e-y-b-a-s-t-a-r-d"
Skye: bbc sherlock fans are irritating me again. :|
Skye: would it seriously kill them to read the fucking books?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: Yes it would.
Puck: And then we go a decade earlier, to something with Iran.
Puck: Meanwhile most of the people watching this review go "....we were in Iran?"
TK: Gulf War, right?
Puck: No, that was Iraq and Bush. Iran was Reagan.
Puck: ....Iraq and Bush, round one.
TK: …it's sad that we have to qualify this.
TK: …oh, hey, the sonnet about masturbation!
Puck: ....that's quite a subject change!
TK: It came up on my iTunes. Sue me.
Puck: http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/18831003684
El: ((the mako gift is the perfect punchline :-D ))
Puck: [WE ALL KNOW HE IS GOING TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME SOKKA!FACEPALMING AS BOLIN AND KORRA ONLY ENCOURAGE EACH OTHER.]
El: ((I KNOOOOOOW))
Puck: [GOD DAMN IT I AM NOT BAILING YOU TWO OUT OF JAIL AGAIN.]
El: ((korra--it's totally okay, my past life was best friends with the police chief's mom :-D ))
Puck: [Mako: "Of course they were. That's why the police chief keeps THROWING YOU IN JAIL."]
El: ((aang--toph, your daughter's ruining my reincarnation's fun :< ))
Puck: [Lin: "MOTHER STOP GROUNDING ME FOR UPHOLDING THE LAW I AM FORTY TWO*."
*number pulled out of my ass]
LATER ETA: Apparently she's 50
Puck: Oh okay so. Weird thing.
GG: I love weird things!
Puck: I got a box from Amazon today. Probably your standard book shipping size, the kind that makes you go "you fucks! You could have shipped five books in that thing!"
GG: I never complain. Those boxes are useful.
Puck: Ah, but do you know what was in it?
GG: All the evils of mankind?
Puck: This.
GG: ...
Puck: Yep.
Puck: I can hear the Lorax coming for Amazon right now.
GG: They could have stuck that in an envelope!
Puck: It was in an envelope!
Puck: ....inside the box.
GG: ...
Puck: THE LORAX IS COMING FOR YOU, AMAZON
GG: Quite.
Puck: HE SPEAKS FOR THE TREES!
Puck: HE IS THEIR HARBINGER, AND THEY ARE COMING, AMAZON.
Puck: HOOOOOOOM
GG: ...
GG: brb calling every artist I know.
TK: oh, man. Pazu is such a shonen hero.
TK: Ichiro would facepalm all over the place.
Puck: .....ICHIRO would facepalm? Ichiro has actually said "I wouldn't die even if you killed me!".
TK: I know. Ichiro would facepalm at this kid.
Puck: My god.
TK: "Danger? Where is the middle of it? I MUST BE THERE."
TK: "ALWAYS."
TK: "FOREVER."
TK: Mark Hamill, stop being creepy.
Puck: ....Kat. Mark Hamill. Mark "The Joker" Hamill.
Ra: Stakes are a lot smaller then in season 1. Seemingly at least.
Puck: That's because Amon has barely turned up.
Ra: Yeah, but nonbenders vs benders is still smaller. And you just KNOW that it won't stay like that, so I am really curious as to what they will do.
Puck: See, that's the rub -- it looks like we're leading up to a communist/cultural revolution analogue with Amon.
Ra: ....That would definitely be interesting
Puck: You're welcome.
Bex: Luna: I think the men in chat wish to change the subject away from detachable cocks.
Puck: But detachable cocks are fun.
Puck: Especially if they get passed around a room.
Bex: Hee!
Puck: .....no I did not read a hentai like that once
Puck: really
Bex: I totally believe you. <3
Puck: ...oh my God I just pictured Tian in Republic city.
Puck: "Who wants pastries?"
"Not NOW, sis, we're plotting the downfall of the Bender Establishment!"
"...but they have cherries." *is swarmed*
Bex: <333
[later]
Puck: I may well 'port Tian to Korra. She is just so adorbs.
Bex: She is adorbs!
Puck: "Pastries!"
"Not now--" *is trampled by antibender pastry rush*
Bex: :D
Puck: RT: @beaumonds: @capecodgurl @beaumonds Today the entire McLaughlin Group agreed Travon's shooter should have been arrested. Including Pat Buchanan! #SCARY
TK: …wait.
TK: Buchanan.
Puck: Yes.
TK: For realsies?
Puck: APPARENTLY.
TK: Damn.
Puck: What is this madness.
TK: That awkward moment when Pat Buchanan is less racist than you.
Puck: Next thing you know Bill-O and Limbaugh will want Zimmerman arrested.
TK: I will legit fall over if that happens.
Puck: And then the seven seas will run red with blood and the seven trumpets will sound and the seven seals will be broken.
Puck: In any case, Jesus said to pay your damn taxes.
TK: Yes. Yes he did.
TK: And if you don't want to, stop driving on roads.
Puck: even if you interpret it as him saying "give the roman coinage to the romans because it has his face on", GUESS WHAT AMERICAN MONEY HAS AMERICAN PRESIDENTS HEY-YO
Bex: Mondo, on Austin shaving his moustache: "He went from Errol Flynn to Kermit the Frog."
Puck: ....Austin had a MOUSTACHE?
Bex: Yes
Puck: I disbelieve.
Puck: this song
Puck: i am twelve
El: oh?
Puck: When icicles hang by the wall
And Dick the shepherd blows his nail
El: heee
Puck: I trust I do not need to further explain.
El: nope
GG: Speaking of firefox, question?
GG: Well, first question leading to question in mind: Are you using the latest version?
Puck: Yes.
GG: Y'know how firefox shows images centered on a grey BG now?
Puck: AAAAAAAAAablIODIGA;IUGBA/OFH QW;qf
Puck: Ahem
Puck: Yes.
GG: ...and you just answered my question of "what do you think of this".
Puck: WTF is in laudanum
TK: Opium.
Puck: ..........................ah.
TK: Yep.
Puck: suddenly all is clear.
Puck: For the past 24 hours I have consistently maintained a BAC that would make me unable to drive.
GG: hooray?
Puck: So! Sleep dev + boozeahol = cheery pux!
GG: yay! =D
GG: Cheery Pux is best Pux!
Puck: At least until I crash and BURN.
GG: Burn what?
Puck: Everything.
GG: ...
Puck: .......................pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft omg if this ends up with Yzma and Zuko
TK: OMG PLEASE
TK: PLEASE UNIVERSE
TK: I'VE BEEN SO GOOD
Puck: .....actually, sadly Yzma and Zhao is the more likely.
TK: ...
TK: OH PLEASE UNIVERSE
TK: I'VE STILL BEEN GOOD
Puck: With Zuko/Honour taking the main role, AS IT SHOULD BE.
Bex: *installs "Otherworld: Spring of Shadows"*
Puck: Tell me if it works.
Bex: It seems to be so far.
Puck: I didn't hit the Access Violation Errors until I tried to play.
Bex: Lady, your house is full of shadowy children.
Puck: Hooray, it works! :D
Puck: Rick Santorum, the American Dream has not been possible for years.
Bex: HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT
Bex: HIT IT
Bex: ... Rick Santorum, too
Puck: Elf popped up, I see.
Bex: IN MY FACE
Puck: Yeah, it does that.
Puck: Zuko is alive, well, 87, retired from firelording three years ago in favour of his daughter, and travels the world as an ambassador of sorts.
TK: HURRAY
Puck: ALL OF THE GLOATING, IT IS MINE. HA HA HA HA HA
TK: Does he still have sex with Mai?
TK: Because he should.
TK: Often.
Puck: No word about Mai, but I'm willing to bet they travel together and still do sex.
Puck: I mean
Puck: Fuck
Puck: Sozin had a kid when he was like
Puck: a hundred
TK: Yeah, that was kind of special there Sozin
Puck: I SHALL SIRE AN HEIR THE YEAR I BEGIN THE WAR AND ONLY THEN
Puck: BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY PINING OVER ROKU
Puck: AND THEN SPEND TWELVE YEARS GETTING OVER HIS DEATH
Puck: THAT I LEFT HIM TO
Rin: also, I have a Curious Suspicion now
Rin: and am wondering if Amon is just a cleverer red-herring villain before a totally different nasty shows up
Puck: .....
Puck: AMON AND KORRA TEAMUP?
Puck: I APPROVE
Puck: AND THERE CAN BE TOTALLY HOT MASK KISSES
Rin: welllllll, they went out of their way to cite a fire bender as murdering Mako/Bolin AND Amon's families
Puck: NO I HAVEN'T SEEN V FOR VENDETTA WHY DO YOU ASK
Rin: --*dies*
Puck: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
El: ((?????????????))
Puck: playing a freakygame.
Puck: hoarse whisper of "i am evil" is lulzy
Puck: until
Puck: until
Puck: I realise what's hidden in the bgm
El: ((what?))
Puck: music boxy
Puck: rock a bye baby
Puck: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
El: ((....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))
Stalker says
Puck: Icon!
GG: ucon?
GG: wtf?
Puck: loooooook cloooooose
GG: whoashit.
Puck: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY LITTLE BOY?
GG: I HATE YOU
GG: Well, I was going to go sleeep...
GG: But now I don't think I will.
GG: EVER AGAIN
GG: ...someone just shared a disturbing thought with me and now you have to listen to it.
GG: "I wonder if Ursula had a beak."
Puck: It means no wiener
For the rest of your days
It's a penis-free
Girl cavity
Vagina dentata!
GG: ...you frighten me.
Puck: Trini Chandler! Hydrokinetic and a young woman who got very cranky when people tried to kill her twin brother..
Puck: She never tried to control people via the water in their bodies... that would have been nice.
GG: Just ripped it right out of 'em?
Puck: Oh no.
Puck: That's too nice.
Puck: At the tender age of fourteen, she broke a hardened assassin by threatening to boil the blood in his veins.
Puck: And raised the temperature in said blood to make her point.
GG: meep.
Puck: I was fifteen when I was writing that shit.
Puck: I'm actually kind of hoping that Amon is left alive after his defeat
Puck: And shucks the mask
Puck: And joins team korra to take on tarrlok
Puck: and nobody has any clue
Jin: lol making Korra Russia loooooool
Jin: the Chinese communists joined up with Stalin to defeat the KMT
Puck: I think Tarrlok just kind of forced Korra to be Russia anyway :D
Puck: Though I just got a mental image of the KMT stuffing Russia into the back of a van and driving it off to
Puck: like
Puck: pluto
Jin: snoooooooooooooooort
Tumblr Tags: #The Legend of Korra #Korra spoilers #Speculation #Amon #Korra #History is awesome #Look it up #'WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME' #'Someplace no one will ever find you.' #'DUDE I AM THE FUCKING HAT OF ALL OF EURASIA HAVE YOU NOTICED? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JUST LOSE ME THAT WAY' #'That's why we're going to Pluto.' #'I AM FUCKING RUSSIA. I AM BIGGER THAN PLUTO'
Bex: ... okay, seriously, what is with the default insults against my female Transformers being about their looks?
Puck: Default insults against any woman is almost always looks.
Puck: It's the lazy man's way.
Puck: [Also it means you automatically win if it's in an argument.]
Puck: [...you, the person being insulted for their looks]
Bex: Yes.
Bex: None of my female Transformers CARE.
Puck: How do you insult a Transformer's looks anyway?
Puck: "YOUR DESIGNS ARE AESTHETICALLY DISPLEASING TO THE OPTICAL UNIT"
Puck: "YOUR PAINT CLASHES; WAS YOUR MAKER COLOURBLIND?"
Bex: *giggles*
Bex: Those would have actually been cool.
Bex: "Ya really should think 'bout getting a full concealin' helmet, cause even I realize that you're one UGLY broad!"
Puck: ...so wait I'm crafting better insults than actual Transformers fans?
Bex: Yes.
El: ((seriously, quote from the source, used as an example: "In A Tale of Two Cities, Dikens…"))
El: ...with the title of the book italicized, which for some reason didn't copy
Puck: Huh
El: dickens is not hard to spell! it's not like hemmingway. hemingway?
Puck: I always spell Hemmingway "f-u-c-k-y-o-u-y-o-u-p-r-o-s-e-y-b-a-s-t-a-r-d"
Skye: bbc sherlock fans are irritating me again. :|
Skye: would it seriously kill them to read the fucking books?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: Yes it would.
Puck: And then we go a decade earlier, to something with Iran.
Puck: Meanwhile most of the people watching this review go "....we were in Iran?"
TK: Gulf War, right?
Puck: No, that was Iraq and Bush. Iran was Reagan.
Puck: ....Iraq and Bush, round one.
TK: …it's sad that we have to qualify this.
TK: …oh, hey, the sonnet about masturbation!
Puck: ....that's quite a subject change!
TK: It came up on my iTunes. Sue me.
Puck: http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/18831003684
El: ((the mako gift is the perfect punchline :-D ))
Puck: [WE ALL KNOW HE IS GOING TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME SOKKA!FACEPALMING AS BOLIN AND KORRA ONLY ENCOURAGE EACH OTHER.]
El: ((I KNOOOOOOW))
Puck: [GOD DAMN IT I AM NOT BAILING YOU TWO OUT OF JAIL AGAIN.]
El: ((korra--it's totally okay, my past life was best friends with the police chief's mom :-D ))
Puck: [Mako: "Of course they were. That's why the police chief keeps THROWING YOU IN JAIL."]
El: ((aang--toph, your daughter's ruining my reincarnation's fun :< ))
Puck: [Lin: "MOTHER STOP GROUNDING ME FOR UPHOLDING THE LAW I AM FORTY TWO*."
*number pulled out of my ass]
LATER ETA: Apparently she's 50
Puck: Oh okay so. Weird thing.
GG: I love weird things!
Puck: I got a box from Amazon today. Probably your standard book shipping size, the kind that makes you go "you fucks! You could have shipped five books in that thing!"
GG: I never complain. Those boxes are useful.
Puck: Ah, but do you know what was in it?
GG: All the evils of mankind?
Puck: This.
GG: ...
Puck: Yep.
Puck: I can hear the Lorax coming for Amazon right now.
GG: They could have stuck that in an envelope!
Puck: It was in an envelope!
Puck: ....inside the box.
GG: ...
Puck: THE LORAX IS COMING FOR YOU, AMAZON
GG: Quite.
Puck: HE SPEAKS FOR THE TREES!
Puck: HE IS THEIR HARBINGER, AND THEY ARE COMING, AMAZON.
Puck: HOOOOOOOM
GG: ...
GG: brb calling every artist I know.
TK: oh, man. Pazu is such a shonen hero.
TK: Ichiro would facepalm all over the place.
Puck: .....ICHIRO would facepalm? Ichiro has actually said "I wouldn't die even if you killed me!".
TK: I know. Ichiro would facepalm at this kid.
Puck: My god.
TK: "Danger? Where is the middle of it? I MUST BE THERE."
TK: "ALWAYS."
TK: "FOREVER."
TK: Mark Hamill, stop being creepy.
Puck: ....Kat. Mark Hamill. Mark "The Joker" Hamill.
Ra: Stakes are a lot smaller then in season 1. Seemingly at least.
Puck: That's because Amon has barely turned up.
Ra: Yeah, but nonbenders vs benders is still smaller. And you just KNOW that it won't stay like that, so I am really curious as to what they will do.
Puck: See, that's the rub -- it looks like we're leading up to a communist/cultural revolution analogue with Amon.
Ra: ....That would definitely be interesting
Puck: You're welcome.
Bex: Luna: I think the men in chat wish to change the subject away from detachable cocks.
Puck: But detachable cocks are fun.
Puck: Especially if they get passed around a room.
Bex: Hee!
Puck: .....no I did not read a hentai like that once
Puck: really
Bex: I totally believe you. <3
Puck: ...oh my God I just pictured Tian in Republic city.
Puck: "Who wants pastries?"
"Not NOW, sis, we're plotting the downfall of the Bender Establishment!"
"...but they have cherries." *is swarmed*
Bex: <333
[later]
Puck: I may well 'port Tian to Korra. She is just so adorbs.
Bex: She is adorbs!
Puck: "Pastries!"
"Not now--" *is trampled by antibender pastry rush*
Bex: :D
Puck: RT: @beaumonds: @capecodgurl @beaumonds Today the entire McLaughlin Group agreed Travon's shooter should have been arrested. Including Pat Buchanan! #SCARY
TK: …wait.
TK: Buchanan.
Puck: Yes.
TK: For realsies?
Puck: APPARENTLY.
TK: Damn.
Puck: What is this madness.
TK: That awkward moment when Pat Buchanan is less racist than you.
Puck: Next thing you know Bill-O and Limbaugh will want Zimmerman arrested.
TK: I will legit fall over if that happens.
Puck: And then the seven seas will run red with blood and the seven trumpets will sound and the seven seals will be broken.
Puck: In any case, Jesus said to pay your damn taxes.
TK: Yes. Yes he did.
TK: And if you don't want to, stop driving on roads.
Puck: even if you interpret it as him saying "give the roman coinage to the romans because it has his face on", GUESS WHAT AMERICAN MONEY HAS AMERICAN PRESIDENTS HEY-YO
Bex: Mondo, on Austin shaving his moustache: "He went from Errol Flynn to Kermit the Frog."
Puck: ....Austin had a MOUSTACHE?
Bex: Yes
Puck: I disbelieve.
Puck: this song
Puck: i am twelve
El: oh?
Puck: When icicles hang by the wall
And Dick the shepherd blows his nail
El: heee
Puck: I trust I do not need to further explain.
El: nope
GG: Speaking of firefox, question?
GG: Well, first question leading to question in mind: Are you using the latest version?
Puck: Yes.
GG: Y'know how firefox shows images centered on a grey BG now?
Puck: AAAAAAAAAablIODIGA;IUGBA/OFH QW;qf
Puck: Ahem
Puck: Yes.
GG: ...and you just answered my question of "what do you think of this".
Puck: WTF is in laudanum
TK: Opium.
Puck: ..........................ah.
TK: Yep.
Puck: suddenly all is clear.
Puck: For the past 24 hours I have consistently maintained a BAC that would make me unable to drive.
GG: hooray?
Puck: So! Sleep dev + boozeahol = cheery pux!
GG: yay! =D
GG: Cheery Pux is best Pux!
Puck: At least until I crash and BURN.
GG: Burn what?
Puck: Everything.
GG: ...
Puck: .......................pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft omg if this ends up with Yzma and Zuko
TK: OMG PLEASE
TK: PLEASE UNIVERSE
TK: I'VE BEEN SO GOOD
Puck: .....actually, sadly Yzma and Zhao is the more likely.
TK: ...
TK: OH PLEASE UNIVERSE
TK: I'VE STILL BEEN GOOD
Puck: With Zuko/Honour taking the main role, AS IT SHOULD BE.
Bex: *installs "Otherworld: Spring of Shadows"*
Puck: Tell me if it works.
Bex: It seems to be so far.
Puck: I didn't hit the Access Violation Errors until I tried to play.
Bex: Lady, your house is full of shadowy children.
Puck: Hooray, it works! :D
Puck: Rick Santorum, the American Dream has not been possible for years.
Bex: HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT
Bex: HIT IT
Bex: ... Rick Santorum, too
Puck: Elf popped up, I see.
Bex: IN MY FACE
Puck: Yeah, it does that.
Puck: Zuko is alive, well, 87, retired from firelording three years ago in favour of his daughter, and travels the world as an ambassador of sorts.
TK: HURRAY
Puck: ALL OF THE GLOATING, IT IS MINE. HA HA HA HA HA
TK: Does he still have sex with Mai?
TK: Because he should.
TK: Often.
Puck: No word about Mai, but I'm willing to bet they travel together and still do sex.
Puck: I mean
Puck: Fuck
Puck: Sozin had a kid when he was like
Puck: a hundred
TK: Yeah, that was kind of special there Sozin
Puck: I SHALL SIRE AN HEIR THE YEAR I BEGIN THE WAR AND ONLY THEN
Puck: BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY PINING OVER ROKU
Puck: AND THEN SPEND TWELVE YEARS GETTING OVER HIS DEATH
Puck: THAT I LEFT HIM TO
Rin: also, I have a Curious Suspicion now
Rin: and am wondering if Amon is just a cleverer red-herring villain before a totally different nasty shows up
Puck: .....
Puck: AMON AND KORRA TEAMUP?
Puck: I APPROVE
Puck: AND THERE CAN BE TOTALLY HOT MASK KISSES
Rin: welllllll, they went out of their way to cite a fire bender as murdering Mako/Bolin AND Amon's families
Puck: NO I HAVEN'T SEEN V FOR VENDETTA WHY DO YOU ASK
Rin: --*dies*
Puck: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
El: ((?????????????))
Puck: playing a freakygame.
Puck: hoarse whisper of "i am evil" is lulzy
Puck: until
Puck: until
Puck: I realise what's hidden in the bgm
El: ((what?))
Puck: music boxy
Puck: rock a bye baby
Puck: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
El: ((....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))
Stalker says
- How's the ritual going?
- Just managed to get back inside the elevator.
- Had to blow up a gate in the doing.
- Apparently one of Ricardo's friends lost a finger by setting fire to a bullet cartridge.
- Lucky he didn't lose more than that.
- Indeed.
- Solution was to dip an old wedding dress in oil, wrap that around the cartridge, and set THAT on fire.
- I'm surprised Brenda didn't attack again.
- Must not have been hers.
- ........I take it back.
- Ricardo just walked into a dining room.
- And all the silverware floated into the air.
- Everything with a point is facing one way; the spoons are reversed.
- Ricardo, you dumbfuck.
Puck: Icon!
GG: ucon?
GG: wtf?
Puck: loooooook cloooooose
GG: whoashit.
Puck: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY LITTLE BOY?
GG: I HATE YOU
GG: Well, I was going to go sleeep...
GG: But now I don't think I will.
GG: EVER AGAIN
GG: ...someone just shared a disturbing thought with me and now you have to listen to it.
GG: "I wonder if Ursula had a beak."
Puck: It means no wiener
For the rest of your days
It's a penis-free
Girl cavity
Vagina dentata!
GG: ...you frighten me.
Puck: Trini Chandler! Hydrokinetic and a young woman who got very cranky when people tried to kill her twin brother..
Puck: She never tried to control people via the water in their bodies... that would have been nice.
GG: Just ripped it right out of 'em?
Puck: Oh no.
Puck: That's too nice.
Puck: At the tender age of fourteen, she broke a hardened assassin by threatening to boil the blood in his veins.
Puck: And raised the temperature in said blood to make her point.
GG: meep.
Puck: I was fifteen when I was writing that shit.
Puck: I'm actually kind of hoping that Amon is left alive after his defeat
Puck: And shucks the mask
Puck: And joins team korra to take on tarrlok
Puck: and nobody has any clue
Jin: lol making Korra Russia loooooool
Jin: the Chinese communists joined up with Stalin to defeat the KMT
Puck: I think Tarrlok just kind of forced Korra to be Russia anyway :D
Puck: Though I just got a mental image of the KMT stuffing Russia into the back of a van and driving it off to
Puck: like
Puck: pluto
Jin: snoooooooooooooooort
Tumblr Tags: #The Legend of Korra #Korra spoilers #Speculation #Amon #Korra #History is awesome #Look it up #'WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME' #'Someplace no one will ever find you.' #'DUDE I AM THE FUCKING HAT OF ALL OF EURASIA HAVE YOU NOTICED? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JUST LOSE ME THAT WAY' #'That's why we're going to Pluto.' #'I AM FUCKING RUSSIA. I AM BIGGER THAN PLUTO'
Bex: ... okay, seriously, what is with the default insults against my female Transformers being about their looks?
Puck: Default insults against any woman is almost always looks.
Puck: It's the lazy man's way.
Puck: [Also it means you automatically win if it's in an argument.]
Puck: [...you, the person being insulted for their looks]
Bex: Yes.
Bex: None of my female Transformers CARE.
Puck: How do you insult a Transformer's looks anyway?
Puck: "YOUR DESIGNS ARE AESTHETICALLY DISPLEASING TO THE OPTICAL UNIT"
Puck: "YOUR PAINT CLASHES; WAS YOUR MAKER COLOURBLIND?"
Bex: *giggles*
Bex: Those would have actually been cool.
Bex: "Ya really should think 'bout getting a full concealin' helmet, cause even I realize that you're one UGLY broad!"
Puck: ...so wait I'm crafting better insults than actual Transformers fans?
Bex: Yes.