Chat Log!
Puck: Five justices have shown up for the speech!
TK: Is that unusual?
Puck: Apparently so GET IT MICHELLE OBAMA
Puck: Gorgeous woman. And her dress is fab.
TK: Awesome.
Puck: Beautiful royal blue.
Puck: Looks like satin.
Puck: I am such a girl.
Scott: So there was some kinda speech on the Teevee, I hear.
Puck: How could you tell.
Scott: A little birdie EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA I AM ON told me.
Puck: "Lol, does Obama look rather suddenly less grey to anyone else? "
TK: The hair?
Puck: yes.
Puck: And yeah, he does.
TK: Nice. Been into the hair dye, Obama?
Puck: Likely.
Puck: Election year.
TK: Oh, true.
TK: But… on the other hand, can you picture Obama as a silver fox?
Puck: .......yes.
TK: Does it make you happy?
Puck: No wonder he dyed the hair.
TK: It makes me happy.
TK: Awwww. I think he'd look good.
Puck: Can't have the ladies throwing themselves at him on the campaign trail.
Puck: The mrs might have to haul them bodily off.
TK: Oooh. Yeah. That I guess I can see.
Puck: Seriously, it is exercise hour for Congress.
Puck: Up down up down up down.
TK: And squat! And stand! And squat! And stand!
TK: Beeeeeeend and SNAP!
TK: aaaand now I'm picturing Boehner bending and snapping.
Puck: ....why would you do that to yourself.
TK: Suffer with me.
Puck: PUBLIC WORKS PROJECT
Puck: BUILD A BIG FUCKING THING
Puck: MAKE JOB, STIMULATE ECONOMY
Puck: "Take the money we are no longer spending on war and put half on the debt, and half to build shit!"
(I may have paraprased that last half)
TK: Makes sense to me!
Puck: And we have reached the "America Fuck Yeah" portion of the evening, I see.
TK: …I thought that was all of it.
Puck: No, there's specific "America Fuck Yeahs" to listen for.
Puck: Trying to see if I can handle the republican rebuttal.
Puck: I have booze and ONTD_P.
On the other hand, the television cost $ and I only have the one laptop....
TK: Try not to destroy anything too nice.
Puck: ....eh, I will turn on netflix instead.
Puck: HIKYUN! A brawny, blue-skinned women's volleyball demon in die-hard Team Japan outfit and face paint… would make too much sense, so she also has whistles for earrings, volleyball tits, and black diapers.
GG: I'll say it again:
GG: WHO DESIGNS THESE MONSTERS
Puck: This is one of the more sensible ones.
GG: o_O
Puck: Compare to swimring one.
GG: ...
GG: I'm going to call this one worse than the swimming one.
GG: Volleyball.
GG: Boobs.
Puck: Swimring couldn't actually swim.
GG: ...
GG: Volleyboobs.
GG: and with that image in my head, I sleep.
Puck: Sleep well.
Puck: Volleyboobs.
GG: GAAAAAAAH
GG: this is going to end up in a chat log isn't it
TK: (There's some guy developing a space hotel.)
Puck: ...... BUT HE WILL ATTRACT THE VERMICIOUS KNIDS D:
TK: ...
TK: LET ME LOVE YOU
GG: Guess what?
GG: I have crepes.
GG: And you don't!
Puck: Guess what?
Puck: I have cramps.
Puck: And you don't!
Puck: So now you'll have to die.
GG: ...
GG: ...trade you?
GG: Fun fact:
GG: Spider-Man is partly responsible for the creation of the Power Rangers.
Puck: And Disney is partly responsible for the look of anime.
Puck: They steal from us, we steal from them, it's an orgy of pop culture.
fiwen1010: Even folk songs from the 18th century have more versions than should be possible. Like New York Girls, which sometimes ends up in London.
dark_puck: One day I will count how many versions of "John Barleycorn" there are.
And then the universe will implode when the final talley is reached because probably they will outnumber all songs in existence and thus outnumber themselves.
fiwen1010: It is the impossible task, because by the time you think you've finished another three versions will have been written, and then you'll find that one by the really obscure band from the 1960s where John Barleycorn was more like John Opium Poppy, and then you'll have lost count and you'll have to start again.
TK: AUGH PUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Puck: here let me make it better
TK: NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Puck: http://i.imgur.com/S24AH.png is it me, or does she look... real?
GG: ae,tlh,lgf
Puck: Good to know.
Puck: Near as we can tell, she's a greenscreened actress
GG: asddfsgfgh
Puck: [Jewish kings had a bad habit of being horrible in their later years]
TK: (Yes. Yes they did.)
Puck: [DAVID.]
TK: (Yeeeeeeah.)
Puck: [Saul, too.]
TK: (Saul wasn't all that good to start with.)
Puck: [Trufax]
Puck: [Also his interest in David was a little suspect, I feel.]
TK: (Teensy bit.)
Bex: The shark ate a jet! :D
Puck: Must.
Puck: Not.
Puck: Reference.
Puck: West Side Story.
Tai: ARGH
Puck: AAGH
Scott: ...:D ?
Puck: Yes, Scott, you should go :D
Scott: Then I believe I shall... OH WAIT. I already did!
Tai:
Puck: I note that NZ didn't score until Hope Solo was subbed out.
Luna: ...Hope Solo.
Tai: Hope Solo.
Luna: I feel like Hope Solo should be a genderbent Han Solo.
Luna: The 'Hope' is sarcastic.
Puck: Somewhere on Tumblr there is a macro of Leia saying "I love you" and Hope Solo saying "I know"
GG: Is it weird that I was thinking the same thing?
Puck: She really is aptly named, though.
GG: Did she shoot first?
Puck: She's a goalkeeper. She never shoots.
Tai: Oh, right, I was going to eat food.
Tai: Frigging soccer.
Puck: You could have got food during the halftime D:
Tai: I was distracted by Swerve!
Tai: Stupid frigging cute little Swerve.
Puck: And now you are distracted by Swerve and soccer! :D
Puck: So clearly Swerve playing soccer is your doom.
Tai: Swerve starts playing soccer and I'm done for.
Tai: DAMMIT PUCK
Tai: ARGH
Puck: FFFFFFFFFFF
Scott: ...:D ??
Scott: :D :D ??
Tai:
Puck: USA, stop kicking straight to the goalie.
Puck: ....huh. apparently a nautilus is something other than Nemo's ship. I NEVER KNEW THAT.
GG: No?
GG: 'Tis a mollusk!
Puck: Well I know now since my game wanted me to find one.
GG: They have really nifty-looking shells.
Puck: On a whim I clicked a shell.
Puck: Said shell I've actually seen before.
GG: :D
Puck: The Golden Rule applies to it.
GG: And now you know where they come from!
Puck: ...Golden Ratio
GG: Yup.
GG: apparently it comes from the greek word for sailor.
Puck: So Captain Nemo's ship is the Sailor.
Puck: .....
GG: ...
Puck: so if someone names a planet Nautilus, and then we have Sailor Nautilus, we really have Sailor Sailor.
Puck: I will now drive the font people crazy with my use of comic sans.
Scott: sadfsadfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfgsadfkSDFlkj
Puck: http://sanguisgelidus.deviantart.com/art/Ariel-281998073
GG: ooooh.
GG: ...wait, does her tail have an eye? What the shit?
Puck: Look closely at her tail.
GG: o.o
Puck: Very, very closely.
GG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Puck: :D
GG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GG: I was about to go to bed you hor ;-;
Chox: Although the first one was pretty good, the second one was 'meh'. The second one has the middle brother and he's 'the goofy one' which I never thought was a good personality for romance novels.
Puck: Unless it is Angelo.
...of course with Angelo the goofy is a front so.
Chox: That and there was very little 'romance'. The girl has amnesia and Kit feels bad taking advantage of her.
Puck: .....but.
Puck: But it's a romance novel.
Puck: Discord was voiced by John deLancie, and was basically an evil Q?
....that sounds redundant to me.
TK: Pretty much.
Puck: I am pretty sure that Q is basically an evil Q.
TK: Q has no moral compass at all.
TK: He's neither good nor evil.
TK: He's powered by lulz.
Puck: ....
Puck: Q is 4chan.
Puck: At least Disney!Snow White is smarter than Fairytale!Snow.
Liona: Wasn't she 14 or something in the fairytale?
Puck: I think she still is in the movie.
Liona: *nod*
Puck: Fairytale!Snow is still dumb as a brick,
Luna: To be fair, there is a lot of underage junk in fairytales, because people did not live as long then.
Puck: "Hrm. An old peddlar woman gave me a corset that tried to asphyxiate me, and another old peddlar woman gave me a poisoned haircomb. I AM SURE THIS OLD PEDDLAR WOMAN OFFERING ME AN APPLE HAS ONLY THE BEST INTENTIONS."
Liona: Haha. XD Oh dear.
Puck: Dumb. As. A. BRICK.
Puck: The other Snow White is much smarter as I recall.
Puck: By which I mean the one that is Rose Red's sister.
Puck: ...of course, they had a bear.
Luna: A godless bear?
Puck: Quite possibly!
Puck: her subjects fear her as much as they love her
SHE IS THEIR IMMORTAL GOD-QUEEN
Luna: Is she made of sandworms?
Puck: even sandworms fear Celestia.
Puck: Though, not having read Dune, I can't really respond properly.
Luna: At one point, there is an immortal god-king who is made out of sandworms.
Puck: Gotcha
Puck: ....so basically oogie boogie.
Luna: ...hahahahhaa.
awesomesquid101: And then I came back from video games and Leto II got compared to Oogie Boogie. My night is now complete.
Puck: AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA PICKING AND CHOOSING WHAT GOT TO BE 'IN' THE BIBLE PLEASE
Puck: I mean FFS.
Puck: Fellow Christians, our Infallible Book of Canon was put together by a committee.
El: and then changed by other committees later.
El: which is why the catholic bible is different from most protestant bibles is different from the orthodox bible(s)
Puck: And that's before getting into the fifty gazillion translations.
Liz: where will we move if hell freezes and santorum wins?
Puck: The MOON.
Puck: We can kick Newt Gingrich out of his moon colony and go look for the ruins of the Silver Millennium and then Sailor Moon will save the world and banish Santorum to the Negaverse.
Liz: BUT some people want to strip mine the moon!!!!
Puck: If they want to strip-mine the moon we will move to MARS and chillax with John Carter.
Liz: I could deal. Will all men be shirtless?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: We can kick Newt Gingrich out of his moon colony and go look for the ruins of the Silver Millennium and then Sailor Moon will save the world and banish Santorum to the Negaverse.
Autumn: TAKE ME WITH YOU OR I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
Puck: Of course you can come! We will all be dwarf planet senshi!
Autumn: lol... i just read that as "we will need a dwarf planet senshi" and was like... did becky tell you i am microscopic inheight?
Puck: Why, how tall are you?
Autumn: 5'2"
Puck: You're taller than me, bb.
Autumn: ooh
Puck: I'm barely 5'1. As in I am a quarter-inch SHORT of being 5'1.
Autumn: aww
Autumn: <3
Puck: I am the tiniest person ever :D And all the babies in my choir class are taller than me.
Autumn: *puts you in pocket* ^-^
Puck: :D I can see everything!
TK: Is that unusual?
Puck: Apparently so GET IT MICHELLE OBAMA
Puck: Gorgeous woman. And her dress is fab.
TK: Awesome.
Puck: Beautiful royal blue.
Puck: Looks like satin.
Puck: I am such a girl.
Scott: So there was some kinda speech on the Teevee, I hear.
Puck: How could you tell.
Scott: A little birdie EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA I AM ON told me.
Puck: "Lol, does Obama look rather suddenly less grey to anyone else? "
TK: The hair?
Puck: yes.
Puck: And yeah, he does.
TK: Nice. Been into the hair dye, Obama?
Puck: Likely.
Puck: Election year.
TK: Oh, true.
TK: But… on the other hand, can you picture Obama as a silver fox?
Puck: .......yes.
TK: Does it make you happy?
Puck: No wonder he dyed the hair.
TK: It makes me happy.
TK: Awwww. I think he'd look good.
Puck: Can't have the ladies throwing themselves at him on the campaign trail.
Puck: The mrs might have to haul them bodily off.
TK: Oooh. Yeah. That I guess I can see.
Puck: Seriously, it is exercise hour for Congress.
Puck: Up down up down up down.
TK: And squat! And stand! And squat! And stand!
TK: Beeeeeeend and SNAP!
TK: aaaand now I'm picturing Boehner bending and snapping.
Puck: ....why would you do that to yourself.
TK: Suffer with me.
Puck: PUBLIC WORKS PROJECT
Puck: BUILD A BIG FUCKING THING
Puck: MAKE JOB, STIMULATE ECONOMY
Puck: "Take the money we are no longer spending on war and put half on the debt, and half to build shit!"
(I may have paraprased that last half)
TK: Makes sense to me!
Puck: And we have reached the "America Fuck Yeah" portion of the evening, I see.
TK: …I thought that was all of it.
Puck: No, there's specific "America Fuck Yeahs" to listen for.
Puck: Trying to see if I can handle the republican rebuttal.
Puck: I have booze and ONTD_P.
On the other hand, the television cost $ and I only have the one laptop....
TK: Try not to destroy anything too nice.
Puck: ....eh, I will turn on netflix instead.
Puck: HIKYUN! A brawny, blue-skinned women's volleyball demon in die-hard Team Japan outfit and face paint… would make too much sense, so she also has whistles for earrings, volleyball tits, and black diapers.
GG: I'll say it again:
GG: WHO DESIGNS THESE MONSTERS
Puck: This is one of the more sensible ones.
GG: o_O
Puck: Compare to swimring one.
GG: ...
GG: I'm going to call this one worse than the swimming one.
GG: Volleyball.
GG: Boobs.
Puck: Swimring couldn't actually swim.
GG: ...
GG: Volleyboobs.
GG: and with that image in my head, I sleep.
Puck: Sleep well.
Puck: Volleyboobs.
GG: GAAAAAAAH
GG: this is going to end up in a chat log isn't it
TK: (There's some guy developing a space hotel.)
Puck: ...... BUT HE WILL ATTRACT THE VERMICIOUS KNIDS D:
TK: ...
TK: LET ME LOVE YOU
GG: Guess what?
GG: I have crepes.
GG: And you don't!
Puck: Guess what?
Puck: I have cramps.
Puck: And you don't!
Puck: So now you'll have to die.
GG: ...
GG: ...trade you?
GG: Fun fact:
GG: Spider-Man is partly responsible for the creation of the Power Rangers.
Puck: And Disney is partly responsible for the look of anime.
Puck: They steal from us, we steal from them, it's an orgy of pop culture.
fiwen1010: Even folk songs from the 18th century have more versions than should be possible. Like New York Girls, which sometimes ends up in London.
dark_puck: One day I will count how many versions of "John Barleycorn" there are.
And then the universe will implode when the final talley is reached because probably they will outnumber all songs in existence and thus outnumber themselves.
fiwen1010: It is the impossible task, because by the time you think you've finished another three versions will have been written, and then you'll find that one by the really obscure band from the 1960s where John Barleycorn was more like John Opium Poppy, and then you'll have lost count and you'll have to start again.
TK: AUGH PUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Puck: here let me make it better
TK: NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Puck: http://i.imgur.com/S24AH.png is it me, or does she look... real?
GG: ae,tlh,lgf
Puck: Good to know.
Puck: Near as we can tell, she's a greenscreened actress
GG: asddfsgfgh
Puck: [Jewish kings had a bad habit of being horrible in their later years]
TK: (Yes. Yes they did.)
Puck: [DAVID.]
TK: (Yeeeeeeah.)
Puck: [Saul, too.]
TK: (Saul wasn't all that good to start with.)
Puck: [Trufax]
Puck: [Also his interest in David was a little suspect, I feel.]
TK: (Teensy bit.)
Bex: The shark ate a jet! :D
Puck: Must.
Puck: Not.
Puck: Reference.
Puck: West Side Story.
Tai: ARGH
Puck: AAGH
Scott: ...:D ?
Puck: Yes, Scott, you should go :D
Scott: Then I believe I shall... OH WAIT. I already did!
Tai:
Puck: I note that NZ didn't score until Hope Solo was subbed out.
Luna: ...Hope Solo.
Tai: Hope Solo.
Luna: I feel like Hope Solo should be a genderbent Han Solo.
Luna: The 'Hope' is sarcastic.
Puck: Somewhere on Tumblr there is a macro of Leia saying "I love you" and Hope Solo saying "I know"
GG: Is it weird that I was thinking the same thing?
Puck: She really is aptly named, though.
GG: Did she shoot first?
Puck: She's a goalkeeper. She never shoots.
Tai: Oh, right, I was going to eat food.
Tai: Frigging soccer.
Puck: You could have got food during the halftime D:
Tai: I was distracted by Swerve!
Tai: Stupid frigging cute little Swerve.
Puck: And now you are distracted by Swerve and soccer! :D
Puck: So clearly Swerve playing soccer is your doom.
Tai: Swerve starts playing soccer and I'm done for.
Tai: DAMMIT PUCK
Tai: ARGH
Puck: FFFFFFFFFFF
Scott: ...:D ??
Scott: :D :D ??
Tai:
Puck: USA, stop kicking straight to the goalie.
Puck: ....huh. apparently a nautilus is something other than Nemo's ship. I NEVER KNEW THAT.
GG: No?
GG: 'Tis a mollusk!
Puck: Well I know now since my game wanted me to find one.
GG: They have really nifty-looking shells.
Puck: On a whim I clicked a shell.
Puck: Said shell I've actually seen before.
GG: :D
Puck: The Golden Rule applies to it.
GG: And now you know where they come from!
Puck: ...Golden Ratio
GG: Yup.
GG: apparently it comes from the greek word for sailor.
Puck: So Captain Nemo's ship is the Sailor.
Puck: .....
GG: ...
Puck: so if someone names a planet Nautilus, and then we have Sailor Nautilus, we really have Sailor Sailor.
Puck: I will now drive the font people crazy with my use of comic sans.
Scott: sadfsadfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfgsadfkSDFlkj
Puck: http://sanguisgelidus.deviantart.com/art/Ariel-281998073
GG: ooooh.
GG: ...wait, does her tail have an eye? What the shit?
Puck: Look closely at her tail.
GG: o.o
Puck: Very, very closely.
GG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Puck: :D
GG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GG: I was about to go to bed you hor ;-;
Chox: Although the first one was pretty good, the second one was 'meh'. The second one has the middle brother and he's 'the goofy one' which I never thought was a good personality for romance novels.
Puck: Unless it is Angelo.
...of course with Angelo the goofy is a front so.
Chox: That and there was very little 'romance'. The girl has amnesia and Kit feels bad taking advantage of her.
Puck: .....but.
Puck: But it's a romance novel.
Puck: Discord was voiced by John deLancie, and was basically an evil Q?
....that sounds redundant to me.
TK: Pretty much.
Puck: I am pretty sure that Q is basically an evil Q.
TK: Q has no moral compass at all.
TK: He's neither good nor evil.
TK: He's powered by lulz.
Puck: ....
Puck: Q is 4chan.
Puck: At least Disney!Snow White is smarter than Fairytale!Snow.
Liona: Wasn't she 14 or something in the fairytale?
Puck: I think she still is in the movie.
Liona: *nod*
Puck: Fairytale!Snow is still dumb as a brick,
Luna: To be fair, there is a lot of underage junk in fairytales, because people did not live as long then.
Puck: "Hrm. An old peddlar woman gave me a corset that tried to asphyxiate me, and another old peddlar woman gave me a poisoned haircomb. I AM SURE THIS OLD PEDDLAR WOMAN OFFERING ME AN APPLE HAS ONLY THE BEST INTENTIONS."
Liona: Haha. XD Oh dear.
Puck: Dumb. As. A. BRICK.
Puck: The other Snow White is much smarter as I recall.
Puck: By which I mean the one that is Rose Red's sister.
Puck: ...of course, they had a bear.
Luna: A godless bear?
Puck: Quite possibly!
Puck: her subjects fear her as much as they love her
SHE IS THEIR IMMORTAL GOD-QUEEN
Luna: Is she made of sandworms?
Puck: even sandworms fear Celestia.
Puck: Though, not having read Dune, I can't really respond properly.
Luna: At one point, there is an immortal god-king who is made out of sandworms.
Puck: Gotcha
Puck: ....so basically oogie boogie.
Luna: ...hahahahhaa.
awesomesquid101: And then I came back from video games and Leto II got compared to Oogie Boogie. My night is now complete.
Puck: AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA PICKING AND CHOOSING WHAT GOT TO BE 'IN' THE BIBLE PLEASE
Puck: I mean FFS.
Puck: Fellow Christians, our Infallible Book of Canon was put together by a committee.
El: and then changed by other committees later.
El: which is why the catholic bible is different from most protestant bibles is different from the orthodox bible(s)
Puck: And that's before getting into the fifty gazillion translations.
Liz: where will we move if hell freezes and santorum wins?
Puck: The MOON.
Puck: We can kick Newt Gingrich out of his moon colony and go look for the ruins of the Silver Millennium and then Sailor Moon will save the world and banish Santorum to the Negaverse.
Liz: BUT some people want to strip mine the moon!!!!
Puck: If they want to strip-mine the moon we will move to MARS and chillax with John Carter.
Liz: I could deal. Will all men be shirtless?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: We can kick Newt Gingrich out of his moon colony and go look for the ruins of the Silver Millennium and then Sailor Moon will save the world and banish Santorum to the Negaverse.
Autumn: TAKE ME WITH YOU OR I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
Puck: Of course you can come! We will all be dwarf planet senshi!
Autumn: lol... i just read that as "we will need a dwarf planet senshi" and was like... did becky tell you i am microscopic inheight?
Puck: Why, how tall are you?
Autumn: 5'2"
Puck: You're taller than me, bb.
Autumn: ooh
Puck: I'm barely 5'1. As in I am a quarter-inch SHORT of being 5'1.
Autumn: aww
Autumn: <3
Puck: I am the tiniest person ever :D And all the babies in my choir class are taller than me.
Autumn: *puts you in pocket* ^-^
Puck: :D I can see everything!