So today is Pokémon Black/White's release day.
Unfortunately, there's a problem...
Dark_Puck:
#PokemonBlack today! Whyyyyy do I have to be on the West Coast? :< Gamestop won't open until ten!
#Pokemon Dark_Puck: And, of course, as soon as I sent that last tweet, I get IM'd by someone proclaiming they have
#PokemonWhite. Grrrr.
#Pokemon Dark_Puck: RIP Deano is trending. STFU, sports fans; your Deano will never top the King of Cool.
Dark_Puck: No, Pux, going to the mall and then WAITING for an hour and a half is not a good plan.
#PokemonBlack #Pokemon GG: I has a White! :D
Puck: Shut up.
Puck: *can't get Black for TWO HOURS*
GG: *zips lip*
Puck: Your timing, man. I JUST bitched about this on Twitter.
GG: Eheheh... ^^;
Puck: I mean, serious.
Puck: Pressed "enter" and BAM IM.
GG: *blinkblink*
Puck: No, Pux, going to the mall and then WAITING for an hour and a half is not a good plan.
GG: no it is not.
Puck: .......otoh mall has a Starbucks.
Puck: I could try that Hot Cinnamon Tea.
Puck: Noooooo
GG: Would it take you an hour and a half to really enjoy a cup of tea?
Puck: I'll go at nine. :D
GG: Go at-
GG: ...well, I was gonna say 9:30
Puck: And by "go" I mean "get out of bed and start getting ready" to eat up more time.