It's not every day you dream of being hit by a car.
No, seriously.
I dreamed I was hit by a car.
The details are fading, as they do, but I was out running errands and some moron who wasn't paying attention bumped into me. Dream!Me being an idiot, I got into a shouting match with the guy, who I guess decided to hit me for reals. In front of witnesses. Yeah, Dream!Guy isn't that bright either.
Blacking out in dreams is weird.
I woke up in a clinic -- it wasn't a hospital -- spewing water. Like, I wasn't vomiting, it was just coming out of my mouth. IDEK, y'all. Details have faded, but at some point I guess I was watching TV? Only then I was in the show, which was some kind of weird Stargate/the Mummy crossover, with either Daniel or whatsisface, the colonel (you can tell how often I watch Stargate), sword-fighting Imhotep. Gold swords and sheaths and things flying.
Then Mom came into the room and I was no longer in the show.
I don't even know, y'all.
I dreamed I was hit by a car.
The details are fading, as they do, but I was out running errands and some moron who wasn't paying attention bumped into me. Dream!Me being an idiot, I got into a shouting match with the guy, who I guess decided to hit me for reals. In front of witnesses. Yeah, Dream!Guy isn't that bright either.
Blacking out in dreams is weird.
I woke up in a clinic -- it wasn't a hospital -- spewing water. Like, I wasn't vomiting, it was just coming out of my mouth. IDEK, y'all. Details have faded, but at some point I guess I was watching TV? Only then I was in the show, which was some kind of weird Stargate/the Mummy crossover, with either Daniel or whatsisface, the colonel (you can tell how often I watch Stargate), sword-fighting Imhotep. Gold swords and sheaths and things flying.
Then Mom came into the room and I was no longer in the show.
I don't even know, y'all.