Chat Post Time!
[Ra]: But a labyrinth has two exits, right?
[Pux]: No, that's a maze.
[Ra]: You go to the center, and then to the other exit?
[Ra]: ...Aaaah.
[Ra]: Youch.
[Pux]: Presumably to get out of a Labyrinth you follow the same path you used to get in.
[Pux]: Or inform the Goblin King he and his Area have no power over you.
[Pux]: "Badgermole King, Badgermole King, wheverever you may be..."
[GG]: ...
[GG]: *Look*
[Pux]: I DID NOT START THAT ONE I SWEAR THE IDEA WAS PLANTED
[GG]: That didn't mean you had to cultivate it!
[Pux]: .......it's me.
[GG]: ...okay yeah.
[Pux]: "Yo dawg, I heard you liek fanfic so I put some fanfic in yo' fanfic so you can meta while you meta."
[GG]: ...you have someone writing Omashu Li fanfic now, don't you.
[Pux]: Bex is plotting the Jagged Coast trilogy while I poke lightly at the Ba Sing Se trilogy?
[GG]: I meant in-universe.
[Pux]: Fanfic?
[Pux]: No.
[Pux]: ....but there are probably doujin.
[GG]: You probably shouldn't.
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...can the universe take that much meta?
[Pux]: IF OMASHU LI/AL VACHIR IS POPULAR IT IS HARDLY THE FAULT OF THE SHADOW GIRLS OKAY.
[Pux]: Mmm, the Holy Molotov
[Pux]: We don't know who he got to bless the gasoline.
[Neld]: A very liberal-minded priest.
[Pux]: "...why do you need this blessed?"
"It's, uh, for the Popemobile."
[Ra]: You know, I really like the 'official' song for this World Championship, "Wave your Flag".
[Pux]: I thought the official song was BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[Pux]: LOOK, ZUKO, IT'S YOUR HONOR
[Spyri]: Zuko is not impressed.
[Pux]: *grin*
[Spyri]: Zuko does not want to smell sweet and fresh smelling.
[Pux]: But it's HONOR, Zuko!
[Spyri]: Zuko: *WARY look. The bottle doesn't even look like it's Fire Nation style. Earth Kingdom, maaaaybe.*
[Pux]: HONOOOOOOOOOOOOR
[Spyri]: Zuko: *... tries it.*
32 inch LCD: R$1, 100
HDTV cable service: R$180/month
Seeing the look on Maradona's face as his team is obliterated: Priceless
[Bex]: I need a name for Ursa's drow-house. D:
[Pux]: I have no idea what the naming conventions are.
[Bex]: Kind of semi-random.
[Bex]: Baenre, Do'Urden, Oblodra, Del'Armgo
[Pux]: Fi'Raga?
[Pux]: *brick'd*
[Bex]: *eyes*
[Pux]: Firaga
[Bex]: .... I'll do it.
[GG]: so why's [Ursa] a drow?
[Pux]: ....John.
[Pux]: really.
[Pux]: It's me and Bex.
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...okay fair enough.
[Pux]: It was a stroke of luck, catching one of Red-Handed Song's crew.
She would have preferred to catch the traitor, or the captain herself, but Princess Ursa could definitely work with the buxom Earth girl currently at hand.
[Bex]: Work it, bb.
[Bex]: Work her hard.
[Bex]: Long.
[Bex]: Sweatily.
[Pux]: Ichiro: *....I. I should rescue Jin, but I think Jin would hit me if I did right now.*
[Pux]: Zuko and Song, werewolf.
[Bex]: Woof!Song!
[Bex]: Woof!Song!
[Bex]: Woooooooooof!Song
[Pux]: How did you know that's what I was doing? :D
[Pux]: Okay. A pool of fifteen names, with people I cannot write deleted. TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIICE EVER TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIICE NEVER TO THE COIN FOREVER TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIICE
[Pux]: ..... *eyes her mountain dew*
[Ra]: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af1/purpleseas/4zxjt4.jpg
[Pux]: I LOVE THAT MACRO <33333
[Ra]: THAT MACRO IS TERRIFYING
[Pux]: Pfffft.
[Pux]: TICKLES
[Ra]: NOT WITH THOSE CLAWS
[Pux]: TIIIIIIIIIICKLES
[Ra]: NOOOO
[Pux]: IT LOOOOOOOOOOOVES YOU
[Ra]: *Runs through a wall in terror*
ineptshieldmaid : "By the high middle ages, the roles of scribe, illustrator and illuminator had separated out! So you could colour in all day and never have to write anything. Or draw outlines and never have to colour anything.
Of course, you wouldn't make much *money* out of it. The best thing to be in the book trade of the 13th century was the libraire, the bookseller and dude in charge of commissioning manuscripts. But even the libraire sometimes needed a backup career! A surprising number of them kept taverns as well. Presumably beer was more reliable than books."
dmjones : "This. This says so much, and in such a profound way, that I can't even understand it...."
[GG]: AAAAGH IT'S LOOKING AT ME
[Pux]: ..................
[Pux]: I.
[Pux]: I can't.
[Pux]: Words.
[Pux]: They fail me.
[Ra]: I know that it's a spray, but the results look terrible.
[Ra]: How could anyone want to use that?
[Pux]: They're dudebros.
[Ra]: ...Good point.
[Pux]: ....does Toph seem delicate to you?
[GG]: ...
[GG]: Excuse me a moment.
[GG]: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[GG]: *deep breath*
[GG]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
[Pux]: That's what I thought.
[Pux]: Also, randomly and absolutely unrelated to my resurgent love for soccer no really, I've decided that rather than being in track, Lionel played soccer.
[TK]: Heee! I believe you 100%. :D
[Pux]: My brother asked me what Doctor Who was about.
[TK]: ...um.
[Pux]: After about two minutes of silence, I said "time-travelling alien"
[TK]: Did you succeed in explaining in a way that makes sense and doesn't make you sound insane?
[TK]: ...oh, I see you did.
[Pux]: Gutter? :D
[Bex]: Gutter?
[Pux]: Hyo and Long Feng, gags...
[Bex]: Oh my.
[Bex]: Iroh: *Let me not interrupt, gentlemen* *leer*
[Pux]: Hyo: *.......okay that is creepy go away*
[Bex]: Iroh: *make good use of your privacy* ;-)
[Pux]: Hyo: *........oh god wat*
[Bex]: Long Feng: *he's Fire, they're crazy*
[Pux]: Sexy Tudors
[Spyri]: *grins*
[Spyri]: Kate does not like the Tudors.
[Pux]: I like the cleavage. And..... yeah, the cleavage.
[TK]: ...also the Cabbage Merchant is true neutral, duh.
[TK]: [/geek]
[Pux]: Not even that.
[Pux]: We all know his alignment.
[TK]: Cabbage?
[Pux]: Exactly.
[TK]: He's got a lovely bunch of cabbages!
[Pux]: There they are a-standing in a row!
[TK]: Bum-bum-bum BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD
[Pux]: Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, that's what the merchant said!
[Pux]: (Actually he said "MY CABBAGEEEEEEEES" but who's counting?)
[TK]: No one. Especially not where funny is involved.
[Spyri]: She does not like Zhao, and Zhao thinks her pretty enough, but he much prefers singers and not soft little girls.
[Pux]: To be fair, some singers are soft little girls.
[Pux]: (We call them sopranos. /cheap shot)
[Ra]: ...Imagine the power of a Waterbender while on the moon.
[Pux]: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Pux]: If they have, y'know, water.
[Pux]: But oooh, bloodbending on the moon.
[Pux]: I mostly read animal farm because OMG TALKING ANIMALS :D
Then my dad saw me reading it and was all "you know that's about communism, right?" and I was all "...what?"
[El]: *giggles*
[Pux]: Also, you know how the tune of Beasts of England is described as a cross between La Cucuracha and Clementine?
[El]: okay?
[Pux]: Interestingly, I always scanned it mentally as Clementine and my father sang it to me as La Cucuracha.
[El]: huh
[Pux]: Mostly, this means that my father and I are dorks, but, y'know, details.
[Pux]: *snuzzles Angelpants*
[TK]: ...
[TK]: Sorry, that just made me picture Angelo in a Guy Fawkes mask.
[Pux]: .........he so would.
[TK]: He so would.
[Pux]: I really do wonder what his FG counterpart is up to.
[TK]: 4chan. For the lulz.
[TK]: He's probably also a stupid_free member.
[Pux]: Given how little magic he has, he might even be normal in FG. :D
[Pux]: He's totally one of the 4channers who digs up the names, numbers, and addresses.
[TK]: Oh, man, he so is. He's a troll for the fun of it.
[Pux]: Now throw him into the wizard-vampire war.
[TK]: Angelo: ..... RUN AWAY
[Pux]: I meant in a more... from a distance sense.
[TK]: Oh.
[Pux]: After all, the vampires can clearly use computers and the internet.
[TK]: Oh, yes.
[TK]: ....oh, I see.
[Mom]: "That car's a pinto."
[Pux]: "How can you tell? It hasn't exploded."
[Mom]: "That's because nobody hit it."
[Pux]: Haru didn't understand why. Hadn't he gone back and found Chet, Jes, and Xin when they'd been lost in the woods outside the village? (Nobody had heard him laughing when he lost them.) Hadn't he fetched back An's missing doll after her brother tossed it in the river? (Nobody had seen him witch it from the water.)
[TK]: ....
[TK]: Creepy?
[Pux]: The Faeverse won.
[TK]: So I see.
[Charles]: 2008, I got Alien and Predator as buddies
[Charles]: arms around each other and Alien giving a thumbs up
[Charles]: after I'd done that, Alien and Predator started dancing
[Charles]: one passerby could be heard asking "Why is Alien gay?"
[Pux]: Alien is a girl.
[Charles]: HE didn't know that
[Pux]: I've never even SEEN it and I know that!
[Pux]: I have decreed that Warden George Takei in Imprisoned is hereby to be known as Warden Sulu.
[TK]: ...that, um, made my brain go a whole 'nother direction.
[Pux]: oh?
[TK]: I'm picturing Mr. Sulu, shirtless, battling a Red Court vampire armed only with that nifty katana.
[TK]: And winning, natch.
[TK]: Because Sulu can out-awesome anyone.
[Pux]: I was going to say something.
[Pux]: But I got.
[Pux]: Um.
[Pux]: Distracted.
[Pux]: Yes.
[TK]: You're welcome.
[Pux]: See: WW!Angelo confronted by Tortallans of any stripe:
[Pux]: "No comprendo! No habla Ingles!"
[TK]: Liar.
[Pux]: Angelo.
[Bex]: God, trebuchets are so awesome.
[Pux]: .......never give Ichiro a trebuchet.
[Pux]: "...and the reason you trebuchet'd the cart was....?"
"IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
[Bex]: Aang, you need a properly armored sky-bison with a ballista in the saddle. -- *sporfles*
[Pux]: "And you set it on fire midflight."
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
"Why not light it beforehand?"
"Lame."
[Charles]: I just saw an old episode of I Claudius and realised, half an hour in, that the guy I thought I recognised was Patrick Stewart
[Charles]: BUT HE HAD HAIR
[Pux]: .........
[Pux]: Did you just say Patrick Stewart had hair.
[Charles]: CURLY HAIR
[Charles]: CURLY HAIR
[Pux]: Charles, it is evil to tell lies.
[Charles]: NO I SWEAR
[Charles]: HE USED TO HAVE HAIR
[Pux]: YOU ARE TELLING LIES
[Pux]: FIRST YOU TELL ME THAT BRIAN BLESSED IS QUIET, AND NOW YOU TELL ME PATRICK STEWART HAS HAIR.
[Pux]: Perhaps it would be for the best if Rong took the siblings out of the picture - after all, they were half-Fire, and Kouji took Thanh's classes every semester. Worse, he lived in the lower ring. If not stopped, the boy would clearly grow up to become the head of a criminal syndicate or worse.
[Bex]: OH QU HUA
[Bex]: You classist, racist, elitist.
[Pux]: Isn't he cute.
[TK]: XD
[TK]: He can only dream.
[TK]: Er, Kouji, about the crime syndicate.
[Pux]: Not just a thug, but an EDUCATED thug! D: From the Fire Nation!
[TK]: Although really, Ichiro would be a better crime syndicate head.
[TK]: Kouji could be his right-hand man, the one who's organized enough to get shit done.
[TK]: Ichiro's the intimidating one.
[TK]: And Yui's the one they send to sweet-talk poor innocent saps what have crossed them.
[Pux]: .......you make me want to write it, Kat.
[TK]: YAY my cunning plan is succeeding!
[Spyri]: Kyoshi struck me as not having TIME for sex, she was much of a hard ass. Though when she did have time, DAYUM. Watch out.
[Pux]: Kyoshi tops everyone?
[Spyri]: EVERYONE.
[Pux]: HELL YES.
[Spyri]: MEN AND WOMEN.
[Pux]: Well, yes.
[Pux]: I am sure she invented pegging. :D
[Spyri]: Why deny 50% of the population her awesome? :3
[Spyri]: Kyoshi: *Bend over, darling.* >:3
[Pux]: " A character who disagrees with Caleb ends up getting in trouble, being dreadfully injured, or dying horribly in a way that proves that Caleb was right all along."
That's because generally Caleb is the one doing the hurting.
[GG]: o_O
[Pux]: Caleb is your average young high school senior with immense fire powers and plans for world domination in his binder.
[Pux]: Because it was fun the first time he did it.
[GG]: ...first...time?
[Pux]: Of course, he was older then.
[El]: commander: *arranges aid for the town. asks song if she and her friend are all right*
[Pux]: Song: *we're fine, though I admit I had to act against those men -- my friend is with child, and the commander there threatened her babe.*
[Pux]: [...wow, self, could you make it ANY MORE OBVIOUS that you are reading Regencies?]
[El]: ((not really, no ^_^))
"This World Cup is like World War II. France leave early, USA arrive late, England are left fighting the Germans"
[Chox]: Zuko: Not subtle.
[Pux]: Zuko: horrible liar.
[Pux]: Zuko: Also horrible with girls.
[Pux]: HIT ON HIM HARDER, SONG, HE DOESN'T GET IT.
[Pux]: Ichiro: *I hate you*
[El]: Renshu: *believe me, it's mutual. you stole my sister.*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *stole, hell. It's a good marriage for her*
[El]: Renshu: *not from my perspective*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *nobody cares what you think*
[El]: Long Feng: *seriously. this is entirely the wrong way to control people -_-. you're an idiot*
Renshu: *......*
Long Feng: *see, I had Kuei from around the same age you had Minami. and, somehow, magically, I managed to control him without making him terrified of his own shadow.*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?*
[El]: Long Feng: *the peanut gallery. there's popcorn here*
[Pux]: But we also saw part of a short little film, where the po-po were chasing a dog around in what is probably proto-parkour.
[GG]: ...you were mentally adding in the Benny Hill theme, weren't you.
[Pux]: Yes.
[Pux]: Yes I was.
[Pux]: The lion thing, incidentally, is not because he's CoC.
[Pux]: It's because his name is Lionel Richards and he's a Leo and then some idiot wizard tried to turn him into a cat to get him out of the way....
[Pux]: And I'm sorry, but if you try to change a Leo who is essentially named Lion Lion into a feline, you are GOING to get a lion!
[Spyri]: This is a cover of a book. The main character is a 30 year old woman who is half Blackfoot, mechanic, and shapeshifts into a coyote. Would you think this cover fits? http://www.patriciabriggs.com/images/covers/mooncalled300.jpg
[Pux]: OH GOD NOT THAT COVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Pux]: (That cover turned me away from that book)
[Spyri]: Stupid cover and BABIES FOREVER
[Pux]: Hyo-kitty Disapproves
[Spyri]: Hyo-kitty should.
[Spyri]: Floofy kitty
[Pux]: Very floofy. <3 If someone turned Hyo-sir into a kitty, that it what he would be.
[Pux]: And he would Disapprove.
[Pux]: Strongly.
[Spyri]: *Kidnapps fluffy Hyo-sir!*
[Pux]: Hyo: *DISAPPROVES! STRONGLY!*
[Pux]: ORANGE AND BLUE CAN'T UNSEE IT
[TK]: ??
[Pux]: http://gamerdaddys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/eTDM4.jpg
[TK]: Whoa.
[Pux]: It's also in the ending credits.
[Pux]: Of Star Trek, I mean.
[TK]: ...oh my God it is.
[Pux]: D: Any Murphy/Molly?
[Priss]: No, but there's Molly/Butters.
[Pux]: Works.
[Priss]: and Murphy/Morgan
[Pux]: THANK YOU JESUS
[Pux]: I mean.
[Pux]: No, that's a maze.
[Ra]: You go to the center, and then to the other exit?
[Ra]: ...Aaaah.
[Ra]: Youch.
[Pux]: Presumably to get out of a Labyrinth you follow the same path you used to get in.
[Pux]: Or inform the Goblin King he and his Area have no power over you.
[Pux]: "Badgermole King, Badgermole King, wheverever you may be..."
[GG]: ...
[GG]: *Look*
[Pux]: I DID NOT START THAT ONE I SWEAR THE IDEA WAS PLANTED
[GG]: That didn't mean you had to cultivate it!
[Pux]: .......it's me.
[GG]: ...okay yeah.
[Pux]: "Yo dawg, I heard you liek fanfic so I put some fanfic in yo' fanfic so you can meta while you meta."
[GG]: ...you have someone writing Omashu Li fanfic now, don't you.
[Pux]: Bex is plotting the Jagged Coast trilogy while I poke lightly at the Ba Sing Se trilogy?
[GG]: I meant in-universe.
[Pux]: Fanfic?
[Pux]: No.
[Pux]: ....but there are probably doujin.
[GG]: You probably shouldn't.
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...can the universe take that much meta?
[Pux]: IF OMASHU LI/AL VACHIR IS POPULAR IT IS HARDLY THE FAULT OF THE SHADOW GIRLS OKAY.
[Pux]: Mmm, the Holy Molotov
[Pux]: We don't know who he got to bless the gasoline.
[Neld]: A very liberal-minded priest.
[Pux]: "...why do you need this blessed?"
"It's, uh, for the Popemobile."
[Ra]: You know, I really like the 'official' song for this World Championship, "Wave your Flag".
[Pux]: I thought the official song was BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[Pux]: LOOK, ZUKO, IT'S YOUR HONOR
[Spyri]: Zuko is not impressed.
[Pux]: *grin*
[Spyri]: Zuko does not want to smell sweet and fresh smelling.
[Pux]: But it's HONOR, Zuko!
[Spyri]: Zuko: *WARY look. The bottle doesn't even look like it's Fire Nation style. Earth Kingdom, maaaaybe.*
[Pux]: HONOOOOOOOOOOOOR
[Spyri]: Zuko: *... tries it.*
32 inch LCD: R$1, 100
HDTV cable service: R$180/month
Seeing the look on Maradona's face as his team is obliterated: Priceless
[Bex]: I need a name for Ursa's drow-house. D:
[Pux]: I have no idea what the naming conventions are.
[Bex]: Kind of semi-random.
[Bex]: Baenre, Do'Urden, Oblodra, Del'Armgo
[Pux]: Fi'Raga?
[Pux]: *brick'd*
[Bex]: *eyes*
[Pux]: Firaga
[Bex]: .... I'll do it.
[GG]: so why's [Ursa] a drow?
[Pux]: ....John.
[Pux]: really.
[Pux]: It's me and Bex.
[GG]: ...
[GG]: ...okay fair enough.
[Pux]: It was a stroke of luck, catching one of Red-Handed Song's crew.
She would have preferred to catch the traitor, or the captain herself, but Princess Ursa could definitely work with the buxom Earth girl currently at hand.
[Bex]: Work it, bb.
[Bex]: Work her hard.
[Bex]: Long.
[Bex]: Sweatily.
[Pux]: Ichiro: *....I. I should rescue Jin, but I think Jin would hit me if I did right now.*
[Pux]: Zuko and Song, werewolf.
[Bex]: Woof!Song!
[Bex]: Woof!Song!
[Bex]: Woooooooooof!Song
[Pux]: How did you know that's what I was doing? :D
[Pux]: Okay. A pool of fifteen names, with people I cannot write deleted. TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIICE EVER TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIICE NEVER TO THE COIN FOREVER TO THE DIIIIIIIIIIICE
[Pux]: ..... *eyes her mountain dew*
[Ra]: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af1/purpleseas/4zxjt4.jpg
[Pux]: I LOVE THAT MACRO <33333
[Ra]: THAT MACRO IS TERRIFYING
[Pux]: Pfffft.
[Pux]: TICKLES
[Ra]: NOT WITH THOSE CLAWS
[Pux]: TIIIIIIIIIICKLES
[Ra]: NOOOO
[Pux]: IT LOOOOOOOOOOOVES YOU
[Ra]: *Runs through a wall in terror*
ineptshieldmaid : "By the high middle ages, the roles of scribe, illustrator and illuminator had separated out! So you could colour in all day and never have to write anything. Or draw outlines and never have to colour anything.
Of course, you wouldn't make much *money* out of it. The best thing to be in the book trade of the 13th century was the libraire, the bookseller and dude in charge of commissioning manuscripts. But even the libraire sometimes needed a backup career! A surprising number of them kept taverns as well. Presumably beer was more reliable than books."
dmjones : "This. This says so much, and in such a profound way, that I can't even understand it...."
[GG]: AAAAGH IT'S LOOKING AT ME
[Pux]: ..................
[Pux]: I.
[Pux]: I can't.
[Pux]: Words.
[Pux]: They fail me.
[Ra]: I know that it's a spray, but the results look terrible.
[Ra]: How could anyone want to use that?
[Pux]: They're dudebros.
[Ra]: ...Good point.
[Pux]: ....does Toph seem delicate to you?
[GG]: ...
[GG]: Excuse me a moment.
[GG]: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[GG]: *deep breath*
[GG]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
[Pux]: That's what I thought.
[Pux]: Also, randomly and absolutely unrelated to my resurgent love for soccer no really, I've decided that rather than being in track, Lionel played soccer.
[TK]: Heee! I believe you 100%. :D
[Pux]: My brother asked me what Doctor Who was about.
[TK]: ...um.
[Pux]: After about two minutes of silence, I said "time-travelling alien"
[TK]: Did you succeed in explaining in a way that makes sense and doesn't make you sound insane?
[TK]: ...oh, I see you did.
[Pux]: Gutter? :D
[Bex]: Gutter?
[Pux]: Hyo and Long Feng, gags...
[Bex]: Oh my.
[Bex]: Iroh: *Let me not interrupt, gentlemen* *leer*
[Pux]: Hyo: *.......okay that is creepy go away*
[Bex]: Iroh: *make good use of your privacy* ;-)
[Pux]: Hyo: *........oh god wat*
[Bex]: Long Feng: *he's Fire, they're crazy*
[Pux]: Sexy Tudors
[Spyri]: *grins*
[Spyri]: Kate does not like the Tudors.
[Pux]: I like the cleavage. And..... yeah, the cleavage.
[TK]: ...also the Cabbage Merchant is true neutral, duh.
[TK]: [/geek]
[Pux]: Not even that.
[Pux]: We all know his alignment.
[TK]: Cabbage?
[Pux]: Exactly.
[TK]: He's got a lovely bunch of cabbages!
[Pux]: There they are a-standing in a row!
[TK]: Bum-bum-bum BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD
[Pux]: Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, that's what the merchant said!
[Pux]: (Actually he said "MY CABBAGEEEEEEEES" but who's counting?)
[TK]: No one. Especially not where funny is involved.
[Spyri]: She does not like Zhao, and Zhao thinks her pretty enough, but he much prefers singers and not soft little girls.
[Pux]: To be fair, some singers are soft little girls.
[Pux]: (We call them sopranos. /cheap shot)
[Ra]: ...Imagine the power of a Waterbender while on the moon.
[Pux]: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Pux]: If they have, y'know, water.
[Pux]: But oooh, bloodbending on the moon.
[Pux]: I mostly read animal farm because OMG TALKING ANIMALS :D
Then my dad saw me reading it and was all "you know that's about communism, right?" and I was all "...what?"
[El]: *giggles*
[Pux]: Also, you know how the tune of Beasts of England is described as a cross between La Cucuracha and Clementine?
[El]: okay?
[Pux]: Interestingly, I always scanned it mentally as Clementine and my father sang it to me as La Cucuracha.
[El]: huh
[Pux]: Mostly, this means that my father and I are dorks, but, y'know, details.
[Pux]: *snuzzles Angelpants*
[TK]: ...
[TK]: Sorry, that just made me picture Angelo in a Guy Fawkes mask.
[Pux]: .........he so would.
[TK]: He so would.
[Pux]: I really do wonder what his FG counterpart is up to.
[TK]: 4chan. For the lulz.
[TK]: He's probably also a stupid_free member.
[Pux]: Given how little magic he has, he might even be normal in FG. :D
[Pux]: He's totally one of the 4channers who digs up the names, numbers, and addresses.
[TK]: Oh, man, he so is. He's a troll for the fun of it.
[Pux]: Now throw him into the wizard-vampire war.
[TK]: Angelo: ..... RUN AWAY
[Pux]: I meant in a more... from a distance sense.
[TK]: Oh.
[Pux]: After all, the vampires can clearly use computers and the internet.
[TK]: Oh, yes.
[TK]: ....oh, I see.
[Mom]: "That car's a pinto."
[Pux]: "How can you tell? It hasn't exploded."
[Mom]: "That's because nobody hit it."
[Pux]: Haru didn't understand why. Hadn't he gone back and found Chet, Jes, and Xin when they'd been lost in the woods outside the village? (Nobody had heard him laughing when he lost them.) Hadn't he fetched back An's missing doll after her brother tossed it in the river? (Nobody had seen him witch it from the water.)
[TK]: ....
[TK]: Creepy?
[Pux]: The Faeverse won.
[TK]: So I see.
[Charles]: 2008, I got Alien and Predator as buddies
[Charles]: arms around each other and Alien giving a thumbs up
[Charles]: after I'd done that, Alien and Predator started dancing
[Charles]: one passerby could be heard asking "Why is Alien gay?"
[Pux]: Alien is a girl.
[Charles]: HE didn't know that
[Pux]: I've never even SEEN it and I know that!
[Pux]: I have decreed that Warden George Takei in Imprisoned is hereby to be known as Warden Sulu.
[TK]: ...that, um, made my brain go a whole 'nother direction.
[Pux]: oh?
[TK]: I'm picturing Mr. Sulu, shirtless, battling a Red Court vampire armed only with that nifty katana.
[TK]: And winning, natch.
[TK]: Because Sulu can out-awesome anyone.
[Pux]: I was going to say something.
[Pux]: But I got.
[Pux]: Um.
[Pux]: Distracted.
[Pux]: Yes.
[TK]: You're welcome.
[Pux]: See: WW!Angelo confronted by Tortallans of any stripe:
[Pux]: "No comprendo! No habla Ingles!"
[TK]: Liar.
[Pux]: Angelo.
[Bex]: God, trebuchets are so awesome.
[Pux]: .......never give Ichiro a trebuchet.
[Pux]: "...and the reason you trebuchet'd the cart was....?"
"IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
[Bex]: Aang, you need a properly armored sky-bison with a ballista in the saddle. -- *sporfles*
[Pux]: "And you set it on fire midflight."
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
"Why not light it beforehand?"
"Lame."
[Charles]: I just saw an old episode of I Claudius and realised, half an hour in, that the guy I thought I recognised was Patrick Stewart
[Charles]: BUT HE HAD HAIR
[Pux]: .........
[Pux]: Did you just say Patrick Stewart had hair.
[Charles]: CURLY HAIR
[Charles]: CURLY HAIR
[Pux]: Charles, it is evil to tell lies.
[Charles]: NO I SWEAR
[Charles]: HE USED TO HAVE HAIR
[Pux]: YOU ARE TELLING LIES
[Pux]: FIRST YOU TELL ME THAT BRIAN BLESSED IS QUIET, AND NOW YOU TELL ME PATRICK STEWART HAS HAIR.
[Pux]: Perhaps it would be for the best if Rong took the siblings out of the picture - after all, they were half-Fire, and Kouji took Thanh's classes every semester. Worse, he lived in the lower ring. If not stopped, the boy would clearly grow up to become the head of a criminal syndicate or worse.
[Bex]: OH QU HUA
[Bex]: You classist, racist, elitist.
[Pux]: Isn't he cute.
[TK]: XD
[TK]: He can only dream.
[TK]: Er, Kouji, about the crime syndicate.
[Pux]: Not just a thug, but an EDUCATED thug! D: From the Fire Nation!
[TK]: Although really, Ichiro would be a better crime syndicate head.
[TK]: Kouji could be his right-hand man, the one who's organized enough to get shit done.
[TK]: Ichiro's the intimidating one.
[TK]: And Yui's the one they send to sweet-talk poor innocent saps what have crossed them.
[Pux]: .......you make me want to write it, Kat.
[TK]: YAY my cunning plan is succeeding!
[Spyri]: Kyoshi struck me as not having TIME for sex, she was much of a hard ass. Though when she did have time, DAYUM. Watch out.
[Pux]: Kyoshi tops everyone?
[Spyri]: EVERYONE.
[Pux]: HELL YES.
[Spyri]: MEN AND WOMEN.
[Pux]: Well, yes.
[Pux]: I am sure she invented pegging. :D
[Spyri]: Why deny 50% of the population her awesome? :3
[Spyri]: Kyoshi: *Bend over, darling.* >:3
[Pux]: " A character who disagrees with Caleb ends up getting in trouble, being dreadfully injured, or dying horribly in a way that proves that Caleb was right all along."
That's because generally Caleb is the one doing the hurting.
[GG]: o_O
[Pux]: Caleb is your average young high school senior with immense fire powers and plans for world domination in his binder.
[Pux]: Because it was fun the first time he did it.
[GG]: ...first...time?
[Pux]: Of course, he was older then.
[El]: commander: *arranges aid for the town. asks song if she and her friend are all right*
[Pux]: Song: *we're fine, though I admit I had to act against those men -- my friend is with child, and the commander there threatened her babe.*
[Pux]: [...wow, self, could you make it ANY MORE OBVIOUS that you are reading Regencies?]
[El]: ((not really, no ^_^))
"This World Cup is like World War II. France leave early, USA arrive late, England are left fighting the Germans"
[Chox]: Zuko: Not subtle.
[Pux]: Zuko: horrible liar.
[Pux]: Zuko: Also horrible with girls.
[Pux]: HIT ON HIM HARDER, SONG, HE DOESN'T GET IT.
[Pux]: Ichiro: *I hate you*
[El]: Renshu: *believe me, it's mutual. you stole my sister.*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *stole, hell. It's a good marriage for her*
[El]: Renshu: *not from my perspective*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *nobody cares what you think*
[El]: Long Feng: *seriously. this is entirely the wrong way to control people -_-. you're an idiot*
Renshu: *......*
Long Feng: *see, I had Kuei from around the same age you had Minami. and, somehow, magically, I managed to control him without making him terrified of his own shadow.*
[Pux]: Ichiro: *WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?*
[El]: Long Feng: *the peanut gallery. there's popcorn here*
[Pux]: But we also saw part of a short little film, where the po-po were chasing a dog around in what is probably proto-parkour.
[GG]: ...you were mentally adding in the Benny Hill theme, weren't you.
[Pux]: Yes.
[Pux]: Yes I was.
[Pux]: The lion thing, incidentally, is not because he's CoC.
[Pux]: It's because his name is Lionel Richards and he's a Leo and then some idiot wizard tried to turn him into a cat to get him out of the way....
[Pux]: And I'm sorry, but if you try to change a Leo who is essentially named Lion Lion into a feline, you are GOING to get a lion!
[Spyri]: This is a cover of a book. The main character is a 30 year old woman who is half Blackfoot, mechanic, and shapeshifts into a coyote. Would you think this cover fits? http://www.patriciabriggs.com/images/covers/mooncalled300.jpg
[Pux]: OH GOD NOT THAT COVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Pux]: (That cover turned me away from that book)
[Spyri]: Stupid cover and BABIES FOREVER
[Pux]: Hyo-kitty Disapproves
[Spyri]: Hyo-kitty should.
[Spyri]: Floofy kitty
[Pux]: Very floofy. <3 If someone turned Hyo-sir into a kitty, that it what he would be.
[Pux]: And he would Disapprove.
[Pux]: Strongly.
[Spyri]: *Kidnapps fluffy Hyo-sir!*
[Pux]: Hyo: *DISAPPROVES! STRONGLY!*
[Pux]: ORANGE AND BLUE CAN'T UNSEE IT
[TK]: ??
[Pux]: http://gamerdaddys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/eTDM4.jpg
[TK]: Whoa.
[Pux]: It's also in the ending credits.
[Pux]: Of Star Trek, I mean.
[TK]: ...oh my God it is.
[Pux]: D: Any Murphy/Molly?
[Priss]: No, but there's Molly/Butters.
[Pux]: Works.
[Priss]: and Murphy/Morgan
[Pux]: THANK YOU JESUS
[Pux]: I mean.