To My Little Brother

[dark_puck]

I am so sorry that my grocery list offends you.

I am so sorry that I prefer to subsist on actual food, of which a fuckton of tuna and mac'n'cheese is not.

I am so sorry that I am actually in the apartment come most evenings and therefore require feeding.

I am so sorry that I actually prefer to cook my meals, or at least throw them in the oven and bake them.

I am so sorry that I thought buying real groceries might actually be cheaper than ordering a pizza or Chinese.

I am so sorry that I thought you might want an actual meal at some point when we're both home.

I know better now.

Thank you.