I have asked the boyfriend. He is giving me the O.o look that signifies "why would I do that" and shook his head 'no' when I asked if he ever looked at the color of a woman's bits.
So I clicked on the link and was like, "okay, it's makeup, what's the big deal?" Then I clicked a little further and immediately wished I could go back to that idyllic time when I was unaware of the existence of fucking labia makeup. WHAT.
So, explain this to me. First of all, wouldn't it smear off in your underwear? Second, if you're only wearing it for the approval of The Man In Your Life, who has probably never thought much about the color of your labia - wouldn't it smear off on him?
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/may be bitter and cranky and hormonal right now.
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Just. What.
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WHAT.
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People need lives. Or better self esteem.
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Why.
What.
What is this I can't even.
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So, explain this to me. First of all, wouldn't it smear off in your underwear? Second, if you're only wearing it for the approval of The Man In Your Life, who has probably never thought much about the color of your labia - wouldn't it smear off on him?
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I'm not sure which would be worse.
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