NO.

[dark_puck]

What the shit is this?

No, seriously.  What the shit is this?

There is so much wrong with this I can't even BEGIN to--

Like that's going to stop me.

Problems with "My New Pink Button"

1. The name.  Come on, seriously?  Putting aside the fact that this is dye for your vagoo, it is, in fact, labia dye.  "Pink button" refers to the clitoris.  Come on, people.
2. It is dye for your vagoo.  What the FUCK.
3. No, I don't think it's wrong for women to buy and use it if they want to.  It's their body.  What I think is wrong is the idiotic mindset in this world that makes women think they need to do things like this to be attractive and sexy.  What the fuck is wrong with the labia's natural colour?
4. Why, why, why are you associating that product with the likes of Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, and Bettie Page?  They deserve so much better.  D:

God damn it.

I'm going to go back to Pernatar.  ARGH.