Ye Be Warned
It is shark week.
The crimson tide is high.
Aunt Flo is here, along with the Country Cousins.
My panty shields are up.
I am trolling for vampires.
The Ovarian Operating System is rebooting.
I am at T minus 9 months and holding.
If you haven't yet figured out that I am on my period, get the fuck off my blog.
I hereby declare rights on all red wine, pain relievers, and chocolate in the immediate area.
The crimson tide is high.
Aunt Flo is here, along with the Country Cousins.
My panty shields are up.
I am trolling for vampires.
The Ovarian Operating System is rebooting.
I am at T minus 9 months and holding.
If you haven't yet figured out that I am on my period, get the fuck off my blog.
I hereby declare rights on all red wine, pain relievers, and chocolate in the immediate area.