you can always pull out if you like it too much
How unusual. The other day, my dear husband vanished. Poof. He's gone, all his stuff is gone, and strangely enough, nobody around here knows what the hell I'm talking about when I ask them about him. They wanted to know why I'd think I was married.
I'm finding myself not caring all that much. I can't imagine why I married a mortal, anyway. They can be entertaining, but as a life partner? Unbelievably dreary. I must have been insane.
I have a good idea of who was involved in this particular missing persons case, and I'm going to kick his incredibly smug ass for meddling in my life. It's the principle of the thing. But that's for later. I seem to have a lot of catching up to do...
I'm finding myself not caring all that much. I can't imagine why I married a mortal, anyway. They can be entertaining, but as a life partner? Unbelievably dreary. I must have been insane.
I have a good idea of who was involved in this particular missing persons case, and I'm going to kick his incredibly smug ass for meddling in my life. It's the principle of the thing. But that's for later. I seem to have a lot of catching up to do...