(no subject)
Too bad I'm immortal and can't die, because I really want to right now. When am I going to learn that parties lead to badness? At first I thought it was only Joan's parties, but I'm not so sure about that anymore. Willy and I went to Eva and Cristoff's housewarming the other night, and a spell was cast that caused us to lose our memories. Well, everyone except Eva and Cristoff, that is.
I woke up the next morning plastered against Zorak like cling wrap, and the horror of that alone defies description. But wait! It gets even more horrifying. I had no clue who he was, no clue who I was, no clue that I was married to Willy... and I had my hand on his-.
*covers eyes*
Oh, goddess. Just kill me. I can't even stand the thought. If Eva hadn't interrupted us and told me I was married, we might've-. Ugh. Just, ugh. So luckily she sent me home with Willy, and I spent the next day or so trying to find Zorak so I could hook up with him, not realizing that I hate him with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Also, um, I think Grant was flirting with me. Eeeep.
Anyway, when I got my memory back, I wanted to boil my entire body and scrub out my brain for even thinking about that, with him. He's going to be even more annoying than usual the next time I see him. He will never let me forget this.
I woke up the next morning plastered against Zorak like cling wrap, and the horror of that alone defies description. But wait! It gets even more horrifying. I had no clue who he was, no clue who I was, no clue that I was married to Willy... and I had my hand on his-.
*covers eyes*
Oh, goddess. Just kill me. I can't even stand the thought. If Eva hadn't interrupted us and told me I was married, we might've-. Ugh. Just, ugh. So luckily she sent me home with Willy, and I spent the next day or so trying to find Zorak so I could hook up with him, not realizing that I hate him with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Also, um, I think Grant was flirting with me. Eeeep.
Anyway, when I got my memory back, I wanted to boil my entire body and scrub out my brain for even thinking about that, with him. He's going to be even more annoying than usual the next time I see him. He will never let me forget this.