Right. I am heeding the cautions about the creatures that are apparently a cute plague on the City today ( Read more... )

If the rest of October is like this, I suggest the gods move into cheap caravans and lose a few teeth. It will show an equal level of class.

At least that one is over.

I am fine. That old witch was overdramatizing.

Would someone care to tell me what happened to my couch?

What happened?

Stupid. Stupid. Why didn't you just eat him, Alucard?

[ooc: Walter's gleaning the details of the duel from the network and is a tad peeved.]