This is to good to keep to myself

[darclaird]

"Hello and thankyou for calling Darklords emotions, unfortunatley their unavailable at this time but if you hold the line you will be promptly redirected to my spleen"

Thanks to C for the inital idea and C (a different one) for the quote

Does not wanting a realtionship or sex make me emtionally unavailable?

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