Internet Pollution
This rant is one thats long time coming. Normally i dont go all out on issues just simply because i want to cover my bets if im wrong but this issue is really been pissing me off. The internet is a wasteland of bullshit and utter crap. There are soo many advertising bombs and fantacular spamming websites out there that makes life really fucking annoying. Do people acutally think that spamming a person with 1000 pop ups will make them buy the product that is annoying them? Honestly who in their stupid MBA Marketing fucked up mind thought this was a legitamate idea?
The other great innovation on the internet is the fwd email button. Yes, this is a legitamate tool that should be used to forward important emails to individuals, but the key word is IMPORTANT. Why the fuck do people need to feel the need to send their stupid fucking christmas emaisl or whatever bullshit emails to EVERY FUCKING PERSON on their list?! oh and not only that they need to make sure that EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING LIST NOW HAS YOU EMAIL ADDRESS?!?!?! Yeah thats great so someone else whos on someone's forwarded list gets a wonderful trojan who now reads all the email addresses means that all those people on the list can now get wonderful invites to have THEIR system invaded just fucked over a shit ton of people. Yes this is absolutely fan fucking tacular. Stupid emails i can take but if you are going to spam my fucking inbox at least put it behind a BCC for fuck sake or make a distribution list so that people cant get to my fucking email address.
Oh and the wonderful peit de resistance, christmas fucking e-cards. Yes the internet is so wonderful now that we dont have to send actual REAL christmas cards, not that i even cared about that shit. But whats worse is taht they normally require you to download some addon or plugin for their fucking website. Normally i discard these emails in a flash but i got one from a close friend so i thought id indulge her. Suffice to say, the effort was wasted as there was no personal message at all but rather just a simple SPAM OF MY FUCKING INBOX with a STUPID FUCKING ANIMATED SANTA. Yes thats what i needed in my life right about now a fucking animated santa to brighten up my day. Not only on top of that it now has permeated through my fucking browsers and msn which now have this stupid fucking "my websearch" function, yes i was that retarded before that i didnt know how to search for items on the interweb. I now really needed that stupid fucking toolbar to do my fucking searches.
So in conclusion, fuck you internet polluters. Stop polluting my computer with your god damn bullshit and your spam of my fucking inbox. IF I WANTED PORN I WOULD JUST DOWNLOAD IT, i dont need a fucking link to a website, nor do i need an inviting email from a supposed 16 year old female. SO FUCK OFF you god damn internet polluters.
The other great innovation on the internet is the fwd email button. Yes, this is a legitamate tool that should be used to forward important emails to individuals, but the key word is IMPORTANT. Why the fuck do people need to feel the need to send their stupid fucking christmas emaisl or whatever bullshit emails to EVERY FUCKING PERSON on their list?! oh and not only that they need to make sure that EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING LIST NOW HAS YOU EMAIL ADDRESS?!?!?! Yeah thats great so someone else whos on someone's forwarded list gets a wonderful trojan who now reads all the email addresses means that all those people on the list can now get wonderful invites to have THEIR system invaded just fucked over a shit ton of people. Yes this is absolutely fan fucking tacular. Stupid emails i can take but if you are going to spam my fucking inbox at least put it behind a BCC for fuck sake or make a distribution list so that people cant get to my fucking email address.
Oh and the wonderful peit de resistance, christmas fucking e-cards. Yes the internet is so wonderful now that we dont have to send actual REAL christmas cards, not that i even cared about that shit. But whats worse is taht they normally require you to download some addon or plugin for their fucking website. Normally i discard these emails in a flash but i got one from a close friend so i thought id indulge her. Suffice to say, the effort was wasted as there was no personal message at all but rather just a simple SPAM OF MY FUCKING INBOX with a STUPID FUCKING ANIMATED SANTA. Yes thats what i needed in my life right about now a fucking animated santa to brighten up my day. Not only on top of that it now has permeated through my fucking browsers and msn which now have this stupid fucking "my websearch" function, yes i was that retarded before that i didnt know how to search for items on the interweb. I now really needed that stupid fucking toolbar to do my fucking searches.
So in conclusion, fuck you internet polluters. Stop polluting my computer with your god damn bullshit and your spam of my fucking inbox. IF I WANTED PORN I WOULD JUST DOWNLOAD IT, i dont need a fucking link to a website, nor do i need an inviting email from a supposed 16 year old female. SO FUCK OFF you god damn internet polluters.