OH JESUS NO
Dear Jesus (Yeah, I know we don't talk. Roll with it.),
Please push back Christmas a day or two this year. Please.
I just found out that my aunt, uncle, and cousin are going to be in town for Christmas after all. THEY NEED PRESENTS. I was soooo proud of myself for being DONE, and now...hello, rug! Yes, don't mind if you're pulled out from under me.
I'm going to go raid the stash.
Please push back Christmas a day or two this year. Please.
I just found out that my aunt, uncle, and cousin are going to be in town for Christmas after all. THEY NEED PRESENTS. I was soooo proud of myself for being DONE, and now...hello, rug! Yes, don't mind if you're pulled out from under me.
I'm going to go raid the stash.