[Blog] Is today over yet?

[danskannabis]

This has been one hell of a birthday, let me tell you. .. Actually, I won't tell you, because I'd really rather not relive the tragic experience that will live on in infamy as The Cab Ride From HELVEDE.

I swear to God, if I ever see that fuckin' cab driver again I am going to spit in that dirty piss water he called "coffee". W-What was that

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I SEE YOU STOLE MY LINE ABOUT SEQUELS FOR YOUR TAGS. BITCH.

[axkingforit]

Oh virkelig? Øl for mig? Hvordan slags. Have det sjovt at fare vild~!

MAYBE I LIKED IT. MAYBE I LIKED IT REAL GOOD.

[danskannabis]

Du kommer ikke til at komme med mig!? Hvor forfærdeligt!

You'll take what I give you, like it or not.

[axkingforit]

Nej, jeg er ikke. Jeg er bare kommer til at se dig vandre rundt planløst fra balkonen og måske smide en Oreo eller to på dig.

Don't make me learn how to say "I'm a sexy teddy bear" in Danish

[danskannabis]

... Har jeg nævne, at jeg bragte en kuffert af akvavit med mig?

[axkingforit]

...sweetheart~!♥

[danskannabis]

Honey~! ♥

P-Please go with me to the store, and stop making such an angry face? :'D

[axkingforit]

Of course, pumpkin. But you're paying~

[danskannabis]

That's fine, sweetheart. I want to find out who Betty Crocker is, anyways~

STOP SAYING ANYWAYS NVJDFKGDKJ MY PET PEEEEEEEVE

[axkingforit]

...oh shit, you're right! Fucking Americans always talk about her, but I dunno who the hell she is!

I'M SORRY, IT IS A FORCE OF HABIT ;A;

[danskannabis]

She looked very nice on the commercial! She kind of had a smile like mor! I think she was selling.. cake? Cookies? Some sort of cake in a box.