This is a piece of something I'm working on. It's not the only reason I've only been posting comment_fics, but it's a huge one. So here it is, half as an apology to those waiting for more This Tangled Shape or Closer, and half because I think you might like it.

( Look up 'gutless flunky' in the dictionary and there he'll be, complete with bald head and tattoo-parlor-wall ink. )