FINAL EXAM! HOPE YOU STUDIED HARD COCKNOSE!

[danpanik]

This is it you shitcunts, it's the end of the school year (actually that was last month but I'm not as punctual as you whoring teacher, okay!) and this is DANPANIK'S LIVEJOURNAL FINAL!!!! Pass this and you're free to not only read any new entries on my page but you may also have as much sex with me as I deem necessary until I tire of you and leave

Comments

[teutonicboytoy]

I wouldn't even bother with this shit if it wasn't for the promise of a sex marathon with you. Besides, being broken and alone on the streets of Seattle is getting older than Grandma Twat, so I could use a change of scenery.

1) Actually I hijacked the train, stole all of the heroin and just injected some into my cock since that's the only good vein I have left. Fuckin people from South Carolina wouldn't know what to do with the shit anyway.

2) Aw fuck, my icon answers this one for me. Maybe my brain has already been experimented on and I didn't know it.

3) It takes talent to type with one hand, I applaud you. Well, I applaud you with one hand because the other is also shoved up some guy's ass who is standing next to me. Weird coincidence, huh? See if you can turn the nickels into quarters before you shit them out.

4) Bury her alive outside of your house so you can hear her screaming. Trust me, it's fun to fall asleep to at night.

5) People love my sexy bleeding gums, what's it to you?

6) I think that you just have one cock ring that is the size of a hula-hoop. You make the bitches jump through it and do tricks before they're allowed to lick your nuts, am I right?

7) Nipsey! He fuckin eased on down the road as the Tin Man. Not saving him would be akin to jerking off with Uwe Boll.

[danpanik]

1. Uh, yeah sure. Why the hell not.
2. Sorry son, that's just plain the wrong answer. Try B next time and you'll be much righter.
3. Although I am happy that I'm not the only with a strange anal/nickel obssession, you never really answered the question and are therefore the wrongest one in the city.
4. Perfect! I will!
5. Sorry for invading your privacy.
6. You couldn't be more right! And I'm glad that's out in the open now.
7. You're right. Nipsy is the obvious choice here but I have to take a few points off for the mere mention of Uwe Boll. It brings a shiver down my spine.

Here's a question; can you spell FAILED!!!? But you're free to continue reading my page because of the whole hula-hoop cockring thing. I enjoyed that more that something else which I may have enjoyed in the past. PANIK