FINAL EXAM! HOPE YOU STUDIED HARD COCKNOSE!
This is it you shitcunts, it's the end of the school year (actually that was last month but I'm not as punctual as you whoring teacher, okay!) and this is DANPANIK'S LIVEJOURNAL FINAL!!!! Pass this and you're free to not only read any new entries on my page but you may also have as much sex with me as I deem necessary until I tire of you and leave you broken and alone on the streets of Boston. Let's do this shit!
1. Two trains leave South Carolina at 2:45pm. Both are traveling at a steady speed of 465mph and carrying a load of uncut heroin that would bring a tear to the eye of even the smacked outest junk fiend in the universe. How long will it be before the people on the train have a huge party in celebration of their exiting South Carolina, and do all the smack on the train? a).009 seconds b) 7 hours c) There is no train and this is all an illusion.
2. If you watch The Butterfly Effect you will inevitably a) Wash your eyes out with peroxide. b) Cut out your own brain c) Whatcoo talkin' bout Dan, Ashton K is Da' Bomb!
3. Right now, as I'm writing this with my right hand, I have my entire left hand up my ass. How do you feel about that?-------------------- What if I told you that I had a handfull of nickels and I was planning on leaving them up there?-------------------
4. So there's this girl right. And she's sixteen. And I totally knocked her up. What can I do to avoid jail time and/or child support? a) Bury her alive b) Hypnotize her and convince her that Brendon Frasier is the father and not me. c) Bury her alive
5. Gingavitus. You got it but bad. True/False
6. I am a man of many faces. I'm also a man of many cockrings. How many can I fit on my schlong at once. a) 4579346576 b)7748678574893477 c) Just the one
7. In a freak accident involving a crane, five people are trapped down a well. A smarmy mexican, conjoined twin sisters named Haddie and Holly, my third grade teacher Mrs. Weisberger, and Nipsy Rustle. The well is filling up quickly with cement from the cement mixer and you only have time to save one of the victims. By saving Haddie and Holly it's a twofer and you'll have a better chance of making it into heaven. The mexican has promised to pick oranges at your orchard for free which will be nice when you get an orchard. Mrs. Weisberger has no teeth and will definitely give you a smoothie. Or if you're a girl she'll just toss your salad. Even if you're a guy and you're into that sort of thing she'll toss your salad and give up a smoothie, look this bitch just wants out. But all that aside, Mrs. Weisberger is one of the meanest bitches I've ever met so don't save her. And Nipsy Rustle, well who doesn't love some Nipsy? Choose wisely!----------------------
You will not be graded on a curve unless you make like Mrs. Weisberger. PANIK
1. Two trains leave South Carolina at 2:45pm. Both are traveling at a steady speed of 465mph and carrying a load of uncut heroin that would bring a tear to the eye of even the smacked outest junk fiend in the universe. How long will it be before the people on the train have a huge party in celebration of their exiting South Carolina, and do all the smack on the train? a).009 seconds b) 7 hours c) There is no train and this is all an illusion.
2. If you watch The Butterfly Effect you will inevitably a) Wash your eyes out with peroxide. b) Cut out your own brain c) Whatcoo talkin' bout Dan, Ashton K is Da' Bomb!
3. Right now, as I'm writing this with my right hand, I have my entire left hand up my ass. How do you feel about that?-------------------- What if I told you that I had a handfull of nickels and I was planning on leaving them up there?-------------------
4. So there's this girl right. And she's sixteen. And I totally knocked her up. What can I do to avoid jail time and/or child support? a) Bury her alive b) Hypnotize her and convince her that Brendon Frasier is the father and not me. c) Bury her alive
5. Gingavitus. You got it but bad. True/False
6. I am a man of many faces. I'm also a man of many cockrings. How many can I fit on my schlong at once. a) 4579346576 b)7748678574893477 c) Just the one
7. In a freak accident involving a crane, five people are trapped down a well. A smarmy mexican, conjoined twin sisters named Haddie and Holly, my third grade teacher Mrs. Weisberger, and Nipsy Rustle. The well is filling up quickly with cement from the cement mixer and you only have time to save one of the victims. By saving Haddie and Holly it's a twofer and you'll have a better chance of making it into heaven. The mexican has promised to pick oranges at your orchard for free which will be nice when you get an orchard. Mrs. Weisberger has no teeth and will definitely give you a smoothie. Or if you're a girl she'll just toss your salad. Even if you're a guy and you're into that sort of thing she'll toss your salad and give up a smoothie, look this bitch just wants out. But all that aside, Mrs. Weisberger is one of the meanest bitches I've ever met so don't save her. And Nipsy Rustle, well who doesn't love some Nipsy? Choose wisely!----------------------
You will not be graded on a curve unless you make like Mrs. Weisberger. PANIK