Autotupocalypse
My Friday off and I discover (thanks a lot, Jon!) Friday. I'm sure this presages some pending cataclysmic societal destruction. I figure Skynet googled popular words, found 'weekend' and 'teenager' and fed them into it's songwriting program of doom. This is how the machines will destroy us...with autotune. Messrs Colbert and Fallon have launched a counterstrike with maximum ridiculosity. Madame Gaiman, née Palmer even attempted to cast the blinders from our eyes. But will it be enough? Is it too late?