Gaaahh!
I'm freaking out!! This is my second night spent just sitting around surfing the internet with nothing to do. All of my friends are out of town or not wanting to hang out with me. And I have a serious case of the stir crazies. I need to go out to a party or stab and eat a hobo or something. None of my usual hang-out people are around. If you're out there, and you want to go start a bar fight, please call.