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In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Johann von Neumann
no mr. newman, it's definitely not mathematics. it's women. you don't understand why one day they'll be moaning like riding you is God's special gift to her and then the next day, she'll be as dead as a pillow. unless you were so drunk you were fucking the pillow. But like the quote says, u get used to them. i mean, u get used to them moaning, and u get used to them just lying there passed out. and i mean it isn't just sex. OR it's like them trying to be dirty. they be like "oooooooo you're so hard" or something retarded like that and then when you're like, "you know...how about a quick..." and then they do a fucking 180 on you so fast that you get an ass burn on your face. "you want me to go down where? NIGGA PLEASE." but IF YOU don't give them some of your hurricane toungue uh-uh no loving for u tonight. these fucking double standards, i don't get it. OR one day, saying something like "wsup" was good enough on the phone when they called you. the next day, they bitching about why you aint saying "how was ur day" "i miss you" and other shit that you just say to get laid. and the sad part is you end up saying it anyway, just in case she's gonna say no the next time you got a huge ass boner. now for those other people that don't fuck. here's an excellent other example.
you have a little kid, who's like 3 inches shorter than all the other kids and he's as wide as he is tall. now he's all quiet and sits to himself, living in this fantasy world where he is a super hero, that doesn't need to run around because he has teleportation + eye laser so he can kill people with out moving. during reccess you see him just standing in the middle of the field just turning left and right and squinting his eyes like a chink. and then here comes the cool kids who start picking on him. he doesn't understand why his teleportation won't take him out of there when they're about to give him a wedgie and why his eyes won't melt them into human stew, but he gets used to them. but what goes around comes around. the cool kid will later be on the swing, thinking to himself that he's the shit and he'll jump. he'll fucking jump as high as he can go. he'll go so fucking high that people will swear he's flying. and everyone's fucking in awe of thise kid, until he clothelines himself on the monkeybars. yeah, fucking idiot. then the fat kid will be happy because he doesn't know what just fucking happened but it was good.
are you a guy or a lesbien. and u want a girlfriend. well here ya fucking go: http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/
i think girls that are topless with ties on are hot. i think girls with ties on are hot. i think the girl i put a tie on yesterday is perfectly super hot.
Johann von Neumann
no mr. newman, it's definitely not mathematics. it's women. you don't understand why one day they'll be moaning like riding you is God's special gift to her and then the next day, she'll be as dead as a pillow. unless you were so drunk you were fucking the pillow. But like the quote says, u get used to them. i mean, u get used to them moaning, and u get used to them just lying there passed out. and i mean it isn't just sex. OR it's like them trying to be dirty. they be like "oooooooo you're so hard" or something retarded like that and then when you're like, "you know...how about a quick..." and then they do a fucking 180 on you so fast that you get an ass burn on your face. "you want me to go down where? NIGGA PLEASE." but IF YOU don't give them some of your hurricane toungue uh-uh no loving for u tonight. these fucking double standards, i don't get it. OR one day, saying something like "wsup" was good enough on the phone when they called you. the next day, they bitching about why you aint saying "how was ur day" "i miss you" and other shit that you just say to get laid. and the sad part is you end up saying it anyway, just in case she's gonna say no the next time you got a huge ass boner. now for those other people that don't fuck. here's an excellent other example.
you have a little kid, who's like 3 inches shorter than all the other kids and he's as wide as he is tall. now he's all quiet and sits to himself, living in this fantasy world where he is a super hero, that doesn't need to run around because he has teleportation + eye laser so he can kill people with out moving. during reccess you see him just standing in the middle of the field just turning left and right and squinting his eyes like a chink. and then here comes the cool kids who start picking on him. he doesn't understand why his teleportation won't take him out of there when they're about to give him a wedgie and why his eyes won't melt them into human stew, but he gets used to them. but what goes around comes around. the cool kid will later be on the swing, thinking to himself that he's the shit and he'll jump. he'll fucking jump as high as he can go. he'll go so fucking high that people will swear he's flying. and everyone's fucking in awe of thise kid, until he clothelines himself on the monkeybars. yeah, fucking idiot. then the fat kid will be happy because he doesn't know what just fucking happened but it was good.
are you a guy or a lesbien. and u want a girlfriend. well here ya fucking go: http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/
i think girls that are topless with ties on are hot. i think girls with ties on are hot. i think the girl i put a tie on yesterday is perfectly super hot.