Well...
This should set the tone for all future livejournal posts.
Earlier on my Dad came in asking if I got into the house last night across the kitchen roof. Of course, I tried to blag my way out of it. Check out the cunning linguistic techniques I used:
"Who me?"
Verbal ninja. Anyway, it turns out that, yes, I may have gone across the roof and, yes, I may have broken into the neighbours garden to do so. But I know he's glad I didn't ring the doorbell!
Earlier on my Dad came in asking if I got into the house last night across the kitchen roof. Of course, I tried to blag my way out of it. Check out the cunning linguistic techniques I used:
"Who me?"
Verbal ninja. Anyway, it turns out that, yes, I may have gone across the roof and, yes, I may have broken into the neighbours garden to do so. But I know he's glad I didn't ring the doorbell!