More udder randomness of my life
I am soon to be freed from the Hell that is my fall '05 semister course scheduling! I will register Monday for my springtime classes! NO MORE COLLEGE WRITING!!!!
Ok so next week.. there is a high probability {p(x) god I hhate stats!} that I will be at the Bonny Eagle Craft Faire selling my crafty wares. If that is the case, then I will be working 2 craft faires, 3 days in a row.. go ME!
I can picture it now... Please, step into this moment of my life..
I have had run-ins with women like this before... so I know what I'm talking about.
For example, one day I was at the Christmas Tree Shoppe (I hate that place so fucking much) and I had found a basket that I liked. I was heading to the checkout and I was stopped by a large old woman wearing a shirt with a realistic looking Shi Tsu on it. Breathing heavily from her Jazzy scooter she said...
"I want that basket!"
To which I replied, "No. This is my basket, go scoot yourself on over to the basket asile and get your own!" And the bitch just made some sort of roar and charged me with her scooter, taking the basket. While she was scooting off, I just stood there, stunned. I couldn't believe what had just happened.
Old people definetly suck. They think they can get away with it. Oh sure, they act senile, but they are fronting. They aren't really forgetting things, they just want you to think that because they are spoiled geriatric bastards! And then they act all cute when they have those "brain farts." Oh sure.. old people aren't cute! Then they get their way... WHAT THE FUCK!
Ok so next week.. there is a high probability {p(x) god I hhate stats!} that I will be at the Bonny Eagle Craft Faire selling my crafty wares. If that is the case, then I will be working 2 craft faires, 3 days in a row.. go ME!
I can picture it now... Please, step into this moment of my life..
I have had run-ins with women like this before... so I know what I'm talking about.
For example, one day I was at the Christmas Tree Shoppe (I hate that place so fucking much) and I had found a basket that I liked. I was heading to the checkout and I was stopped by a large old woman wearing a shirt with a realistic looking Shi Tsu on it. Breathing heavily from her Jazzy scooter she said...
"I want that basket!"
To which I replied, "No. This is my basket, go scoot yourself on over to the basket asile and get your own!" And the bitch just made some sort of roar and charged me with her scooter, taking the basket. While she was scooting off, I just stood there, stunned. I couldn't believe what had just happened.
Old people definetly suck. They think they can get away with it. Oh sure, they act senile, but they are fronting. They aren't really forgetting things, they just want you to think that because they are spoiled geriatric bastards! And then they act all cute when they have those "brain farts." Oh sure.. old people aren't cute! Then they get their way... WHAT THE FUCK!