Aye! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I'll be celebratin' wit' t' usual plunderin' an' pillagin' an' scarin' t' childrens wit' me piratey ways.

But it be also a day of matrimony, as shortpacked an' maggiemarmalade git married on a boat on a motherfuckin' boat! So drink up me hearties, yo ho! T' the lovely couple!

So tonight, this happened.

It's about damned time, you guys. I was starting to think of harassing Willis soon.

On another note, I ate too much too fast at Chili's, so now my stomach hates me.