thanksgiving
WhatMeAgoDo (11:41:44 PM): Two guys meet at a bar. They have a few drinks and by the end of the night both of them are pretty plastered. they decide its time to call it a night. the one guy looks at the other and asks him if he wants to come back to his place and do some amyls. the second guy looks at the first ,confused, and asks why he would want to do that . the first guy just smiles and calmly explains that his wife has just made a batch of fudge to sell at a bake sale. the second guy realizes what is going on but plays along "do you need some help packing it?" he says with a childish grin the first guy is taken by surprise that his trick is working and gladly accepts the offer both guys go back to the first guys house. the second guy thinks he is fooling the first guy and sets his video camera where the first guy wont see it . he is planning on leaving when the first guy makes a move on him then taking the video and showing everybody at work that theyre coworker is gay. He cant wait to make a fool out of the first guy. the first guy offers him a drink . the second guy takes it and drinks it fast. He is a little drunk and still thinking about making fun of the first guy and doesnt even realize the wierd taste. moments later he is passed out on the couch and the first guy smiles . the next day when the second guy wakes up he is under the impression that he has been violated overnight he goes to work thinking nobody will know if he doesnt show them the video .he didnt even think to watch the video before making assumptions on what happened. while hes at work he wonders why everybody is laughing he thinks the first guy has told everybody how he got him up the ass very confused he goes back to work
WhatMeAgoDo (11:41:58 PM): ...
briiiiiana (11:43:29 PM): and?
Auto response from WhatMeAgoDo (11:43:29 PM): This one time i tried to cut down on smoking by only smoking light cigarettes instead of full flavor all the time ... but i just smoked twice as many ...further blackening my lungs
briiiiiana (11:47:15 PM): jesus you take forever to type haha
briiiiiana is away at 11:47:29 PM.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:47:40 PM): after work he goes to the bar to get a drink before going home yet again everybody laughs at him embarassed and confused he goes home to lay down before laying down he goes into the bathroom to take a piss as he walks by the mirror he glances at it and is shocked at what he sees across his forehead in black permanent marker are the words I SUCK DICK he is very disgusted at the thought that he might have sucked the first guys dick the night before he brushes his teeth furiously not even thinking about watching the video he goes to sleep with a horrible feeling half nauseos and completely embarassed. when he wakes up in the morning he goes outside and gets the mail on the very top is a letter adressed to him in crude handwriting he opens the letter and reads....
WhatMeAgoDo (11:49:21 PM): Did you have a nice day yesterday? You probably forgot to watch the video.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:50:22 PM): Nice practical joke huh? You almost had me . love, guy#1
PS . you probably thought i was gay didnt you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:50:36 PM): lol i have no idea what that was i just made it up
briiiiiana (11:50:46 PM): ahaha wtf??
briiiiiana (11:50:53 PM): uh. you're weirdd
briiiiiana (11:50:57 PM): just kidding
briiiiiana (11:52:31 PM): eww i hate those ads on the computer where its like a cockroach or something and its all "kill the cockroach" because its disgusting
WhatMeAgoDo (11:52:48 PM): what about
WhatMeAgoDo (11:52:59 PM): flick the spider and win a FREE IPOD
WhatMeAgoDo (11:53:10 PM): or
briiiiiana (11:53:10 PM): aahah flick the spiderrr
briiiiiana (11:53:18 PM): i suck spiders up with the vaccuum.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:53:55 PM): shoot the duck and win a FREE DVD PLAYER
WhatMeAgoDo (11:54:54 PM): its pretty bad how they think that if they make it like a game that moves and is colorful so you want to play it and then in really big letters put the word free that people will play the game and then buy a buncha stuff of the popup website
briiiiiana (11:55:09 PM): or shoot the logan in the face and win eternal happpiness
briiiiiana (11:55:11 PM): ahahah KIDDING!
WhatMeAgoDo (11:55:24 PM): wouldnt it suck
WhatMeAgoDo (11:55:37 PM): if you were kidnapped by terrorists
WhatMeAgoDo (11:56:16 PM): and to torture you they injected you with a deadly poison that takes 3 days of unbearable pain and suffering before it kills you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:56:33 PM): and then they cut your tendons in your wrists and set a loaded gun in front of you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:57:36 PM): you can either sit in this room for 3 days and deal with the horrible pains from the poison or you could shoot yourself and die instantly with no pain
WhatMeAgoDo (11:57:39 PM): but see the problem is
WhatMeAgoDo (11:58:04 PM): with your tendons cut its going to be impossible to get a grip on anything at all let alone pick up a gun and pull the trigger
WhatMeAgoDo (11:58:41 PM): so here you are stuck in a room knowing your going to die in 3 days
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:14 PM): and you have to stare at this loaded gun sitting in front of you while your dealing with all of this pain knowing that you cant pick it up to kill yourself
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:54 PM): wouldnt that be horrible
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:57 PM): or
WhatMeAgoDo (12:00:52 AM): if they gauged out your eyes and put one of those dentists things in your mouth that holds your mouth really wide open and buried you in one of those huge red ant hills ya know the really really big ones and they ran a tube from your mouth to the surface
WhatMeAgoDo (12:00:55 AM): you can still breath
WhatMeAgoDo (12:01:50 AM): but these deadly ants are eating you away biting the your eye sockets and your whole body and you ahve no idea whats going on cus you cant see and its just a matter of time before the ants on the surface crawl down the tube sticking out
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:04 AM): and when they do they bite your
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:07 AM): throat
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:09 AM): and tounge
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:13 AM): and roof of your mouth
WhatMeAgoDo (12:03:43 AM): with the excrutiating pain of each bite you are also being injected with a natural poison produced by these rare giant red ants
WhatMeAgoDo (12:04:48 AM): you have to deal with being bit by these big mean ants until the very large amounts of poison that is being injected into you takes affect and gives you a heart attack
briiiiiana (12:05:11 AM): yeah. that would pretty much ruin my day
briiiiiana (12:05:23 AM): and ive come to the conclusion that this has to be your plan for someone you hate
WhatMeAgoDo (11:41:58 PM): ...
briiiiiana (11:43:29 PM): and?
Auto response from WhatMeAgoDo (11:43:29 PM): This one time i tried to cut down on smoking by only smoking light cigarettes instead of full flavor all the time ... but i just smoked twice as many ...further blackening my lungs
briiiiiana (11:47:15 PM): jesus you take forever to type haha
briiiiiana is away at 11:47:29 PM.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:47:40 PM): after work he goes to the bar to get a drink before going home yet again everybody laughs at him embarassed and confused he goes home to lay down before laying down he goes into the bathroom to take a piss as he walks by the mirror he glances at it and is shocked at what he sees across his forehead in black permanent marker are the words I SUCK DICK he is very disgusted at the thought that he might have sucked the first guys dick the night before he brushes his teeth furiously not even thinking about watching the video he goes to sleep with a horrible feeling half nauseos and completely embarassed. when he wakes up in the morning he goes outside and gets the mail on the very top is a letter adressed to him in crude handwriting he opens the letter and reads....
WhatMeAgoDo (11:49:21 PM): Did you have a nice day yesterday? You probably forgot to watch the video.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:50:22 PM): Nice practical joke huh? You almost had me . love, guy#1
PS . you probably thought i was gay didnt you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:50:36 PM): lol i have no idea what that was i just made it up
briiiiiana (11:50:46 PM): ahaha wtf??
briiiiiana (11:50:53 PM): uh. you're weirdd
briiiiiana (11:50:57 PM): just kidding
briiiiiana (11:52:31 PM): eww i hate those ads on the computer where its like a cockroach or something and its all "kill the cockroach" because its disgusting
WhatMeAgoDo (11:52:48 PM): what about
WhatMeAgoDo (11:52:59 PM): flick the spider and win a FREE IPOD
WhatMeAgoDo (11:53:10 PM): or
briiiiiana (11:53:10 PM): aahah flick the spiderrr
briiiiiana (11:53:18 PM): i suck spiders up with the vaccuum.
WhatMeAgoDo (11:53:55 PM): shoot the duck and win a FREE DVD PLAYER
WhatMeAgoDo (11:54:54 PM): its pretty bad how they think that if they make it like a game that moves and is colorful so you want to play it and then in really big letters put the word free that people will play the game and then buy a buncha stuff of the popup website
briiiiiana (11:55:09 PM): or shoot the logan in the face and win eternal happpiness
briiiiiana (11:55:11 PM): ahahah KIDDING!
WhatMeAgoDo (11:55:24 PM): wouldnt it suck
WhatMeAgoDo (11:55:37 PM): if you were kidnapped by terrorists
WhatMeAgoDo (11:56:16 PM): and to torture you they injected you with a deadly poison that takes 3 days of unbearable pain and suffering before it kills you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:56:33 PM): and then they cut your tendons in your wrists and set a loaded gun in front of you
WhatMeAgoDo (11:57:36 PM): you can either sit in this room for 3 days and deal with the horrible pains from the poison or you could shoot yourself and die instantly with no pain
WhatMeAgoDo (11:57:39 PM): but see the problem is
WhatMeAgoDo (11:58:04 PM): with your tendons cut its going to be impossible to get a grip on anything at all let alone pick up a gun and pull the trigger
WhatMeAgoDo (11:58:41 PM): so here you are stuck in a room knowing your going to die in 3 days
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:14 PM): and you have to stare at this loaded gun sitting in front of you while your dealing with all of this pain knowing that you cant pick it up to kill yourself
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:54 PM): wouldnt that be horrible
WhatMeAgoDo (11:59:57 PM): or
WhatMeAgoDo (12:00:52 AM): if they gauged out your eyes and put one of those dentists things in your mouth that holds your mouth really wide open and buried you in one of those huge red ant hills ya know the really really big ones and they ran a tube from your mouth to the surface
WhatMeAgoDo (12:00:55 AM): you can still breath
WhatMeAgoDo (12:01:50 AM): but these deadly ants are eating you away biting the your eye sockets and your whole body and you ahve no idea whats going on cus you cant see and its just a matter of time before the ants on the surface crawl down the tube sticking out
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:04 AM): and when they do they bite your
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:07 AM): throat
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:09 AM): and tounge
WhatMeAgoDo (12:02:13 AM): and roof of your mouth
WhatMeAgoDo (12:03:43 AM): with the excrutiating pain of each bite you are also being injected with a natural poison produced by these rare giant red ants
WhatMeAgoDo (12:04:48 AM): you have to deal with being bit by these big mean ants until the very large amounts of poison that is being injected into you takes affect and gives you a heart attack
briiiiiana (12:05:11 AM): yeah. that would pretty much ruin my day
briiiiiana (12:05:23 AM): and ive come to the conclusion that this has to be your plan for someone you hate