I gave my guinea pig a piece of celery.
So like catnip grows wild for those who live in town and dont realize that. A lot of retards pay for it at pet stores for reasons that i have yet to discover. But anyway before it got cold out the catnip that is growing in my yard spread a lot {its in the mint family and thus spreads like a weed} and now its getting frost on it and dying off . So me not wanting to waste all of that precious catnip that people spend money on and that also happens to grow wild decided to pick some of it . So i take this pretty large handful of leaves and stems {about $50 worth on the Cat black market[[most people dont know that cats deal drugs and get high off catnip]] (((my one cat Rusty just got busted last week ))) and i took this large handful and i tore it all up,stuck it in the middle of a piece of fabric:previously cut to size: and sewed all around it leaving one end narrow and the other end fat. I left a small hole at the bottom of the fat end. I then proceeded to cut off the excess material. after i did that i took a piece of yarn and shoved it in the hole that i left in the bottom of the fat end. i sewed the hole shut and then hot glued little jiggly eyes on it . I got up and walked around a bit. AFter about 5 minutes of wondering around my house aimlessly i came into the room and i saw a MOUSE ON THE FLOOR . so i kicked it, later realizing that i had just made that mouse no more than 6 and a half minutes ago . {just kidding} so there is my story of how i took some catnip and some fabric and made one of those catnip mice that you can buy at say petco or any local petstore for like $3 dollars. Pretty Ingenious if you ask me. but then again i just made a real long entry about how i made a catnip mouse. but yeah anyway that wasted alot of time and now nobody can complain that i havent updated .
