Quote of the Day:
D: You didn't play the "your mom" card?
J: No, I played "the common loon" I just saw it and thought of you.
D: ?
S: J!
J: I mean, I just pictured your voice, saying it, and it just seemed right and...
D: Uhm...right.
J: See, you say it with just the right level of disdain.

You know what else I can say like that? "God damn bless ( Read more... )

The Romans had domes?

The Romans had Shopping Malls??

The Romans had COSPLAY??!!

Quote of the Day:
W: The only thing the Romans didn't have was zeppelins. If they did, they would have been unstoppable.

Quote of the Day:
D: We usually recommend that you place your request at least a week before you need the item.
Cust: Well, I did!
D: Let me look it up here. Ma'am, a week from the fourth, when you placed your request, would be the eleventh.
Cust: Only if you count weekends!
D: ... o.O? O.o?!

Time doesn't work that way!

Eating Too Much? 'Law ( Read more... )

There are no words for how funny this is. Text under cut.

( Seal Caught on Tape Molesting a Penguin )

To my Tempes/Phonecians ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
J: I don't think Mark Twain ever died, I think he faked his death and has just been hanging out.
D: You think Mark Twain is a zombie.
J: No, I think he drank the potion of immortality and has to hide.
D: I think Mark Twain is a zombie, that'd be so cool.Incredible exhaustion aside ( Read more... )

More fun with homonyms.

I need a headline tag. Oh look, now I have one.

EDIT: DAMN! They fixed it. It used to say "Minn Bridge Toll Could be Lower than Feared." or something like that. Curse the internet!

I missed posting this, but this is really up there with the top five headlines.

Prepare to groan

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Hell Yeah

Here you go girls, the PC EZ Bake Oven

I still think it's crazy.

EDIT: I DID link to it almost two years ago. This should really have more tags than "info"