Milk Day
MLK day= MILK day. It's more fun that way. Well, we had school off which made me happy. I was up at 7 Springs sat-mon teaching and riding. So at Junior Snowboard School on MILK day, there is this kid who decides to tell a joke at lunch. He turns to the only black chick present and goes, "no offense to you," (this is already starting out bad), and he goes, "what did God say when he made the first black person? OOPS I BURNT ONE!" Ohhhhhhh my god, WTF mate? KIDS are SO DUMB. He was 13! He should have known better...but it kinda cracked me up though.
Friday night we said bye to Erica, she went to semester at sea. We went to Willam Penn Tavern. Sat night I came home to a party at my house! Yay! I din't have to leave, and I passed out at like 11 from exhaustion. I went upstairs to "pee" and i guess I just neevr came back. Sunday i watched Van Helsing, haha cheeziest movie ever, but whatever. So I was alone in the dark in the living room watching TV after the movie, and I hear like this dripping...and it got faster and faster and I couldnt tell where it was coming from. And it started to scare me. Then I finally saw the spot beginning to form on the ceiling where water was dripping through in the middle of the room! So i ran upstairs, and hear like a gushing waterfall coming from Smiley's room! I bust in and there was like this river flowing from his ceiling lamp!!! I'm talking like gallons dumping all over the place. So I started freaking out and rounded up the boys and we stuck pots and pans all over the place to cath it on both floors. The toilet on the 3rd floor OVERFLOWED, like 1/2 the Allegheney river it seemed, and it leaked all the way through 3 floors. Refuckingdiculous.
Note to world: do not call hot dogs by that name anymore, they shall now be referred to as "slam dogs". Dont ask y, just do it.
Friday night we said bye to Erica, she went to semester at sea. We went to Willam Penn Tavern. Sat night I came home to a party at my house! Yay! I din't have to leave, and I passed out at like 11 from exhaustion. I went upstairs to "pee" and i guess I just neevr came back. Sunday i watched Van Helsing, haha cheeziest movie ever, but whatever. So I was alone in the dark in the living room watching TV after the movie, and I hear like this dripping...and it got faster and faster and I couldnt tell where it was coming from. And it started to scare me. Then I finally saw the spot beginning to form on the ceiling where water was dripping through in the middle of the room! So i ran upstairs, and hear like a gushing waterfall coming from Smiley's room! I bust in and there was like this river flowing from his ceiling lamp!!! I'm talking like gallons dumping all over the place. So I started freaking out and rounded up the boys and we stuck pots and pans all over the place to cath it on both floors. The toilet on the 3rd floor OVERFLOWED, like 1/2 the Allegheney river it seemed, and it leaked all the way through 3 floors. Refuckingdiculous.
Note to world: do not call hot dogs by that name anymore, they shall now be referred to as "slam dogs". Dont ask y, just do it.