Sep 26, 2011 21:24
[Here, Johto: have a close up shot of a Magikarp flopping on the ground.
Flop flop flop-wait, the camera's backing up now, albeit shakily, before it moves upward to show one Ferris sitting on a bench somewhere, munching on some dango. Next to her is a plate that may or may not have a small mountain of dango piled on top of it... and an equally sized mountain of dango sticks. Eating that much dango is totally healthy, what are you talking about.]
For those who were concerned, I've managed to get my hands on some dango, so hopefully, the dango god has been appeased. Just in case though, I believe I should make up for the lost time.
[This is serious business, okay. A pause, before she looks down.]
Oh, and is this how catching Pokémon is supposed to work? That wasn't much of a challenge at all. It didn't even put up a fight against Iris.
[That may be because it's a Magikarp but details, details.]
It seems to be a rather useless creature, to be honest. However, in memory of my partner who isn't here, I've decided to keep it and name it after him. There's quite a resemblance between the two.
[The camera moves down, showing the still-flopping Magikarp.]
... Hmm. I wonder how long Ryner can stay like that before it dies.
[She isn't serious. Probably.]
!video,
iris the camerapokemon,
this definitely isn't pokemon abuse,
tsun tsun dere,
this won't be confusing at all,
!ic,
ryner is such a magikarp,
life purpose: eat dango,
secret: she is lonely,
he technically isn't there