List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.

Toby (Manoel Felciano or Neil Patrick Harris)- Sweeney Todd
1. He'd call me "Mrs. Lovett" during sex.
2. He might have ended up as a serial killer by the end of the show.
3. Even if he didn't, he's still crazy.
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I never tire of that reverse-gender meme.  This time, I'll be doing the Discworld, specifically the City Watch:

Samantha Vimes: Tough but honest cop, haunted by experience fighting, and looks at war as just another crime.  Thursday Next.

Carrot Ironfounderson (no name change): Ridiculously perfect cop, naive at times but good at what she does, and ( Read more... )

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They said it couldn't be done.  They were wrong.

Behold, I have written a Bertolt Brecht/Discworld crossover! http://community.livejournal.com/6impearfics/10268.html

I have accepted the challenge on the comm 6impearfics to write a story for each of these prompts...

Bewitching Brews

Blood Kiss

Lush, creamy vanilla and the honey of the sweetest kiss smeared with the vital throb of husky clove, swollen red cherries, but darkened with the vampiric sensuality of vetiver, soporific poppy and blood ( Read more... )

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