So I was thinking, you know, I'm pretty pissed off that Facebook is such a shitty place. Not only have I discovered that just about half of the people in my life are hateful pieces of shit, but Zuckerberg and Cambridge Analytica and all the other shit that led directly to Donald Trumb being our president and embarrassing the country ( Read more... )

Been awhile. I kind of miss you a little. 

Anyone still here? I have to say, it's a little strange writing here after so much time away. Doesn't feel right.

Kind of sad, really, isn't it? Seeing this once-vibrant thing just wasting away. I'm not quite sure what to make of it all, really. Seems like it wasn't too long ago I was writing things here and making anonymous friends. 

I'm not sure how that works, to be honest. And I didn't really care much for it to begin with, but here we are. We are in the running for Best Small Place In The World.

Vote for us. I care now, because there's a chance to win. And of course a chance for riches.

Here's the link. Click on it and vote for our place. We live in Colorado Springs, so don ( Read more... )

So my girlfriend entered this contest. And it's become kind of an obsession for her. We need to win it. So if you have a minute, and I know you do because I see that you're fucking around on LiveJournal, please head on over there and give us a thumbs up.

Here. Here's the page.

So we have this blog that's largely replaced LiveJournal, I'm afraid. I'd like it, though, if everyone here checked in every so often over there. Or became a Facebook friend. Twitter, etc.

http://www.oinkety.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Oinkety/362724197247?ref=ts

http://twitter.com/oinkoinkety

http://www.facebook.com/dangermike

Hello, LiveJournal! You've probably been worried about me. Here's a quick update: First of all, I had to trade in Susan Sarandon. Nothing personal. It's just that, like most guys, once you can have what you've been chasing, you no longer want it. After her inexplicable breakup with Tim, she called, and the fire just wasn't there anymore ( Read more... )

Last night at work, the designer messaged me to say that of the two people working on the desk, she had seen two of them picking their noses throughout the night ( Read more... )

You miserable fucking fucker. Fuck you. Fucking flu.

So when the girlfriend's out of town, it's natural that men will do things that the girlfriend might not approve of. This is the Natural Order of Things ( Read more... )