Jul 27, 2006 00:52
life is boring and people piss me off ! sometimes i even hate their guts and i wish death upon them
" weirdo alert! "
We have taken your beloved Easter bunnys unborn child hostage. Unless our demands are met, we shall perform unusually cruel genetic experiments on the foetal son of our sworn chocolate bearing enemy.
Our Demands:
• One healthy female Jersey cow.
• 20, 000 Chocolate chip cookies.
• The combination of Easter and Halloween.
• One of our representatives proclaimed as said holiday’s Deity.
• Ozzy Osbourne dancing the Macarena uninterrupted on live television for 10 days.
• 20, 000 Hummingbird eggs.
We thank you for your concern and hope that you will make the right choice.
take the easter bunny and her unborn child and do as you please with them!
the easter bunny and her children will not be missed!
the jersey cow would be !
i also share the intrest with you on trying to combine Easter and Halloween,altho the combination of the two would not be suscessful with out the stupid bunny!
PLEASE DONT HURT HER!
EGGPLANTS ARE CUTTTTE!!!
We've got a more suitable candidate for the job...
Don't worry we THINK the fetus is still too young to register pain.
Join us in our fight for a creepy Easterween...