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I have a cold and I'm feeling rather sorry for myself. All alone in the house, sneakily using Julia's Dell PC because it's way better than ours (damn, she'll read this). Waiting for Craig to text to say he's ready to be picked up from the station. I'm longing for human contact. I can enjoy my own company for so long and then I start pissing myself off. Thank god for the rather excellent 6 disc Tori Anthology I compiled earlier this week, today really would be bleak without it.
I'm glad to be off work at the moment though, because one of the patients has taken a shine to me. She's in her seventies and horny as hell, trying to grab my genitalia constantly, saying she "Wants my dick". Apparently at home her husband beats her with a stick and she had ECT in the 50's, so I'll excuse her desperation f now. It's sad really, not to say she's unaware of her actions, she knows exactly what she's doing! A lot of older women get a bit over-friendly at times, it's tempting to scream the homosexual truth at them sometimes, but I worry the shock will kill them, I can't cope with that responsibility (so many pieces of paper to fill in).
Oh well, onward and upward to good health and my nose will drip no more.
I'm glad to be off work at the moment though, because one of the patients has taken a shine to me. She's in her seventies and horny as hell, trying to grab my genitalia constantly, saying she "Wants my dick". Apparently at home her husband beats her with a stick and she had ECT in the 50's, so I'll excuse her desperation f now. It's sad really, not to say she's unaware of her actions, she knows exactly what she's doing! A lot of older women get a bit over-friendly at times, it's tempting to scream the homosexual truth at them sometimes, but I worry the shock will kill them, I can't cope with that responsibility (so many pieces of paper to fill in).
Oh well, onward and upward to good health and my nose will drip no more.