Valedictorians Gone Wild
Hey everyone. Last night was really crazy. Me, Elles, Kev, Ben, Ash, Kim, Ash, and RAC went to Paul's house for some controlled fun. At first I decided to sit out from the fun and not drink, but listening to that drunk whore Ellie scream like an mf'er made me want to get drunk quick. You ain't never seen a drunk until you seen a valedictorian gone wild. I tried locking her in Paul's basement but that 4.51 gpa slut caught on :). Anyways about seven shots, 1 Kim and Kev sex act, and an Ash and Kev Cig makeout later, all these random people show up. Justine decided to bring the W/T (White Trash) possie and some poor Wyckoff kids over. Thank god they left. The PK points dropped like 40 points when they came. Paul got really drunk by then and decided to puke all over the walls and floor. Kev and Kim decided to have sex again and try to get prgenant. I was doing lines with Ben off the kitchen counter. I should have been watching Paul b/c he ended up busting his head when his parents got home. I had to like hold his head up while puke went all over my Hugo Boss shirt. W/e though b/c i could easily buy another one. Well Paul ended up in the hospital and left with a Harry Potter scar.