party of the century
Omg, last night was like the party of the century, 80's included! although there was no coke, my daddy got us a 5 star penthouse suite with two floors where we cracked open the finest bottles of liquors under the NYC sun! so like, we go up to the 22nd floor, top floor fuckers, and start partying and then when we were sorta bored of being super rich, we joined the common folk on the city streets in central park and then FAO. the toys were so cute! and the girls met damien from Mean Girls, and Michelle Ortega hooked up with him.. no joke.. then we had chinese food and i did not know chinese food was an aphrodisiac cuz ppl started shacking up like craazaay. there was obviously kim and kevvie, ellie and taylor (ew .9 GPA disparity!) and ben almost with roojean and then paul with sum random bitch none of us knew (rumor has it that it was the phantom girl from model un), who the f knos how she got up there, wutevs, so then like any other boys, when the girls went home we all got in the hot tub together, girls just take up space. overall it's an understatement to call my party the best of the year, try the last hundred, god it might be hard being me but damn its also fabulous being me