From Gramps' Journal. I need something to distract myself ASAP.
A - Available? I guess
A - Annoyance: People pronouncing my name wrong
B - Bar: All-Stars
B - Birthday?: Feb 5, 1986
C - Crush: they call 'em crushes for a reason. Adam is pretty damn cute!
C - Car: one that runs
D - Dead Pets: JESUS what a morbid fucking question!
D - Dad's Name: Alexandre
E - Easiest person to talk to: Right now Gramps and Casey
E - Email: no spamming allowed, bitches!
F - Favorite color: Black <~like grampa like grandaughter (?)
F - Food: anything involving lettuce
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: ew neither
G - Good Time: one where the pain subsides
H - Hair Color: dk brown
H - Height: 5'4"
I - Ice Cream: cookies and cream or turtle
I - Idol: My Grandfather Macedo (my real one lol), William Andersen, and Chelsea Nattrass.
J - Jewelry: 5 earrings, a tongue stud, a bellybutton ring
J - Job: school
K - Kids: The world is overpopulated
K - What would you do for a KLONDIKE bar?: fuck u up, bicth! Then I'd ask someone else what they would do since I do not like Koldike bars.
L - Longest Car Ride: Hmmmmm... Florida to North Virginia
L - Last Person you spoke to on the Phone: Dad (Will Mahoney)
M - Mother's Maiden Name: Same as the one now
M - Movie Last Watched: Actually watched or attempted to due to distractions? Jeez!
N - Northern or Southern: Middle
N - Name: A little late. Luana.
O - ONE WISH?: happiness
O - Only goal: happiness
P - Part of your appearance you like best: ummm... ummm... uhhhh... my nails.
P - Part of your personality you like best: I was just recently told that I am docile, and I think that fits it well <~ Hey was that by me, Gramps?? As for myself, I like the fact that I can call myself out on my bullshit.
Q -Quote:
1)Prude Christian Girl: "Um, excuse me... I'm a virgin!"
Faith: "Alright! Keepin' it tight for Jesus!!"
2)"Ough! What's your penis on?!"
-Kristen Greeno
3)-"What's God?"
-"You know when you sit there and wish for things?"
-"Yeah?"
-"Well God's the one up there not listening."
-The Island.
4)-"Do you wanna go first?"
-"Nah, eat all you want."
5)"Luana, stop thinking with your vagina!"
-Faith.
6)GODDAMN I wish I could remember who said this:
-"The wrong person is going to get ahold of nuclear weapons and--"
-"They already have -- George Bush."
7)"What PERCENTAGE of the penis was IN you?"
-Ann Taylor.
8)"Yeah, you really don't wanna let your engagements or abortions pile up..."
-Faith Hawks.
9)Luana on a metaphore for falling in love:
-"You don't wanna blow TOO hard--"
-"That's not what HE said!"
-Casey (not gonna try to butcher ur last name).
10)Casey: "You don't like HIM... you just like the lies he gives you."
Me: "Thanks, Newton!"
11)Me: "So great make-up sex or what?"
Katie: "Yeah... but he still says he's not my boyfriend."
Me: "As he thrusts his penis into your vagina."
Q - Quick or Slow?: quick and painless
R - Reality TV Show: reality TV sucks <~ I second
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: The Down Down song I just figured out the lyrics to!!! "We're gpong down down, on an earlier round, and sugar we're goin down swingin, i'll be ur number 1 w/ a bullet, a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it!"
S - Sex: please god yes <~ I think I'm in consensus w/ Gramps on this one.
T - Time you woke up: 9am late for my 9am test
T - Time Now: 11:49pm
U - Unknown Facts about me: I don't believe in God
U - Unicorns?: they're pretty much my favorite animal (except not =P) <~ yeah, Gramps still waiting for that pony!!!
V - Vegetable you hate: ummmmm cant think of any
V - View on Politics: The world is corrupt and humanity is evil... ah, don't get me started, I have a fucking dissertation on it.
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: happy
W- Where are you traveling to next?: the depths of hell where i belong
X - X-Rays: ummm ok
X - X-Rated Porn: HILARIOUS!
Y - Year you were born: 1986, didn't we go over this already?
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Z - Zoo Animal: Lion <~ INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius, and yes I know it's a song
A - Annoyance: People pronouncing my name wrong
B - Bar: All-Stars
B - Birthday?: Feb 5, 1986
C - Crush: they call 'em crushes for a reason. Adam is pretty damn cute!
C - Car: one that runs
D - Dead Pets: JESUS what a morbid fucking question!
D - Dad's Name: Alexandre
E - Easiest person to talk to: Right now Gramps and Casey
E - Email: no spamming allowed, bitches!
F - Favorite color: Black <~like grampa like grandaughter (?)
F - Food: anything involving lettuce
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: ew neither
G - Good Time: one where the pain subsides
H - Hair Color: dk brown
H - Height: 5'4"
I - Ice Cream: cookies and cream or turtle
I - Idol: My Grandfather Macedo (my real one lol), William Andersen, and Chelsea Nattrass.
J - Jewelry: 5 earrings, a tongue stud, a bellybutton ring
J - Job: school
K - Kids: The world is overpopulated
K - What would you do for a KLONDIKE bar?: fuck u up, bicth! Then I'd ask someone else what they would do since I do not like Koldike bars.
L - Longest Car Ride: Hmmmmm... Florida to North Virginia
L - Last Person you spoke to on the Phone: Dad (Will Mahoney)
M - Mother's Maiden Name: Same as the one now
M - Movie Last Watched: Actually watched or attempted to due to distractions? Jeez!
N - Northern or Southern: Middle
N - Name: A little late. Luana.
O - ONE WISH?: happiness
O - Only goal: happiness
P - Part of your appearance you like best: ummm... ummm... uhhhh... my nails.
P - Part of your personality you like best: I was just recently told that I am docile, and I think that fits it well <~ Hey was that by me, Gramps?? As for myself, I like the fact that I can call myself out on my bullshit.
Q -Quote:
1)Prude Christian Girl: "Um, excuse me... I'm a virgin!"
Faith: "Alright! Keepin' it tight for Jesus!!"
2)"Ough! What's your penis on?!"
-Kristen Greeno
3)-"What's God?"
-"You know when you sit there and wish for things?"
-"Yeah?"
-"Well God's the one up there not listening."
-The Island.
4)-"Do you wanna go first?"
-"Nah, eat all you want."
5)"Luana, stop thinking with your vagina!"
-Faith.
6)GODDAMN I wish I could remember who said this:
-"The wrong person is going to get ahold of nuclear weapons and--"
-"They already have -- George Bush."
7)"What PERCENTAGE of the penis was IN you?"
-Ann Taylor.
8)"Yeah, you really don't wanna let your engagements or abortions pile up..."
-Faith Hawks.
9)Luana on a metaphore for falling in love:
-"You don't wanna blow TOO hard--"
-"That's not what HE said!"
-Casey (not gonna try to butcher ur last name).
10)Casey: "You don't like HIM... you just like the lies he gives you."
Me: "Thanks, Newton!"
11)Me: "So great make-up sex or what?"
Katie: "Yeah... but he still says he's not my boyfriend."
Me: "As he thrusts his penis into your vagina."
Q - Quick or Slow?: quick and painless
R - Reality TV Show: reality TV sucks <~ I second
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: The Down Down song I just figured out the lyrics to!!! "We're gpong down down, on an earlier round, and sugar we're goin down swingin, i'll be ur number 1 w/ a bullet, a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it!"
S - Sex: please god yes <~ I think I'm in consensus w/ Gramps on this one.
T - Time you woke up: 9am late for my 9am test
T - Time Now: 11:49pm
U - Unknown Facts about me: I don't believe in God
U - Unicorns?: they're pretty much my favorite animal (except not =P) <~ yeah, Gramps still waiting for that pony!!!
V - Vegetable you hate: ummmmm cant think of any
V - View on Politics: The world is corrupt and humanity is evil... ah, don't get me started, I have a fucking dissertation on it.
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: happy
W- Where are you traveling to next?: the depths of hell where i belong
X - X-Rays: ummm ok
X - X-Rated Porn: HILARIOUS!
Y - Year you were born: 1986, didn't we go over this already?
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Z - Zoo Animal: Lion <~ INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius, and yes I know it's a song