My Story.
Once upon a time about a month ago in my bedroom. I was looking in the mirror when I realized that there was a bad smell somewhere. You have probably had that experience before. I felt sad, and I knew that soon I would have to go to the bathroom. My friend Matt had called me the previous day, and told me all about Evan's problem with that stranger in town, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in the mirror what I realized was my mother, and right then I realized I was rather unattractive! I remembered what my horoscope had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I bent over and threw up and shivered uncontrollably. Before I knew it, I was laughing at myself, and I decided I needed to think about it some more. So you see, I really needed to thank my math teacher, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.
Signed:
Whitney