May 04, 2009 23:14
This morning, for my final exam in rhetoric, my professor gave the class a poem, and we had to write a rhetorical analysis of it in complete essay form. The poem he chose was "The Dong with a Luminous Nose."
???
And, no, it made no sense at all. It even came from a collection entitled _Nonsense Poems_. I'm halfway convinced it was a jest on his part...wanted to get a good giggle from fucking with his students on the very last day.
Yeah, I've never had to bullshit so much in a single essay in my entire life.
What a weirdo.